Happy Mother ****ing Easter, biaches!!
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Happy Mother ****ing Easter, biaches!!
Every Easter Mrs Oaf & the Oafettes go to church with her parents.
Last year, I reluctantly went.
On the drive over to the church, my son asked why I don't like church.
Realizing that he's only 5, and not wanting to get on this whole diatribe about my thoughts on religion, I told him that the holy water burns when I touch it.
We get to the church and are milling about outside waiting for the grandparents to show up.
As we walk into the church, Mrs. Oaf explains to Mad Max how to dip his fingers into the holy water & make the sign of the cross.
I wish I had a picture of Mrs Oaf's as Max was yelling, "It's gonna burn! It's gonna burn!" as she was holding his hand in the holy water.
And I wonder why I never win the "Parent of the Year" award.
Last year, I reluctantly went.
On the drive over to the church, my son asked why I don't like church.
Realizing that he's only 5, and not wanting to get on this whole diatribe about my thoughts on religion, I told him that the holy water burns when I touch it.
We get to the church and are milling about outside waiting for the grandparents to show up.
As we walk into the church, Mrs. Oaf explains to Mad Max how to dip his fingers into the holy water & make the sign of the cross.
I wish I had a picture of Mrs Oaf's as Max was yelling, "It's gonna burn! It's gonna burn!" as she was holding his hand in the holy water.
And I wonder why I never win the "Parent of the Year" award.
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