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Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:26 AM
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All thought all you Nor-Cal people used Hella, that's what I was told anyway.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:27 AM
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Wow, I have never been thanked before by the person that I pointed out as an effing moron.

I guess there is a first time for everything.

You're hella welcome dude.
Yo Ali G,
Aaron as your docking station man, yous need to get ova there and grab it.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:28 AM
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All thought all you Nor-Cal people used Hella, that's what I was told anyway.
Thats' hella socal not us buddy.

Damn reno kids..
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:34 AM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
Thats' hella socal not us buddy.

Damn reno kids..

No way dude, Aaron claimed it as his own... I never said Hella growing up in Long Beach...I just called everyone a *****.

And it's Reno , not reno
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:38 AM
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anymore jokes???
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:40 AM
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Originally Posted by LagnWagn
No way dude, Aaron claimed it as his own... I never said Hella growing up in Long Beach...I just called everyone a *****.

And it's Reno , not reno
reno.

TIA

Old Mar 8, 2005 | 08:42 AM
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?





Acne comes on a boys face after he turns 13.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 09:02 AM
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What's the difference between a Catholic priest and acne?

Acne comes on a boys face after he turns 13.
The sad thing is that this is not a joke...
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 09:04 AM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
The sad thing is that this is not a joke...
Did the bad men touch you when you were 12 Ali?
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 09:43 AM
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Did the bad men touch you when you were 12 Ali?
Nope, however my mom wanted me to be an altar boy when I was forced to grop up catholic. At the time I refused saying that "Fr John looks like a child molester to me, I don't want to be anywhere near him".

After being sent to my room and being told I was going to go to hell for saying that I figured since I am going anyway that I might as well have some fun along the way. a few years later when I was in high school I joined the church band (used to play guitar) because the band leader's daughter was hot and I banged her in the confessional.
Old Mar 8, 2005 | 09:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Nope, however my mom wanted me to be an altar boy when I was forced to grop up catholic. At the time I refused saying that "Fr John looks like a child molester to me, I don't want to be anywhere near him".

After being sent to my room and being told I was going to go to hell for saying that I figured since I am going anyway that I might as well have some fun along the way. a few years later when I was in high school I joined the church band (used to play guitar) because the band leader's daughter was hot and I banged her in the confessional.
:rotfl: classic!

Good Show!
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