Crappy Joke thread!!!
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Originally Posted by ryball
What does that even mean?
So don't ef with my swingline stapler.
Originally Posted by R4ND0M_AX3
I work in the HVAC controls bidness. I can connect to an *** load of building (usually via modem, some on the 'net) and break stuff.
So don't ef with my swingline stapler.
So don't ef with my swingline stapler.
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Originally Posted by sperry
Um, you mods better move about 99% of the jokes in the other joke thread in here if you're gonna seperate the funny and unfunny ones.
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Originally Posted by sperry
Besides, with the exception of one time, my own farts don't really bother me enough to comment on.
Fortunatley, that one time resulted in me getting a PM to tell me all about it...damn.
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ehhh...i've heard hella worse! for example:
a grasshopper walks into a bar. He walks up to the counter and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bar tender says, "rum and coke, coming right up! u know, we have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says,"you have a drink named bob?!"
see, hella bad
a grasshopper walks into a bar. He walks up to the counter and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bar tender says, "rum and coke, coming right up! u know, we have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says,"you have a drink named bob?!"
see, hella bad
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Originally Posted by omygata
ehhh...i've heard hella worse! for example:
a grasshopper walks into a bar. He walks up to the counter and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bar tender says, "rum and coke, coming right up! u know, we have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says,"you have a drink named bob?!"
see, hella bad
a grasshopper walks into a bar. He walks up to the counter and asks the bartender for a rum and coke. The bar tender says, "rum and coke, coming right up! u know, we have a drink named after you". The grasshopper says,"you have a drink named bob?!"
see, hella bad
You could get a ***** of the week award just for using that word. It was not hella cool in the 80s and it sure as hell is not hella cool now to use the word "hella".
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Originally Posted by Ali G
I could have saved hella time - like 20 seconds of my life by reading your hella dumb post backwards and seeing that you are hella effing stupid because you use the word "hella".
You could get a ***** of the week award just for using that word. It was not hella cool in the 80s and it sure as hell is not hella cool now to use the word "hella".
You could get a ***** of the week award just for using that word. It was not hella cool in the 80s and it sure as hell is not hella cool now to use the word "hella".
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Originally Posted by omygata
hahaha, thanks
I guess there is a first time for everything.
You're hella welcome dude.