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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:18 PM
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uh no... the liberal studies major i was dating got hooked on pot and whip-its. she was about as smart as her 700 sat score. i didn't date her for her brains. lol
You keep telling yourself that and one day you might actually beleive it.
you think i was serious? i am entertaining you, and myself for that matter. has your ego filled head lifted out out of your chair yet?
I do not have an ego, I am as much of a jackass as many people here. You just happen to be a bigger and dumber jackass than most...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:20 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Are you getting butt hurt because I am picking on retards again?

I took this post as a sigh of disapproval, and if I am right about that it saddens me. I thought I made it all better when I bought you a cup of coffee
No just kinda disappointed. I expected more exitement. Guess I just got spoiled. Sorry, didn't mean to interupt. Please continue.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:23 PM
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Are you still mad at the world because HBO cancelled your show?
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:24 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
Are you still mad at the world because HBO cancelled your show?
Oh there is a snappy comeback - because people actually think I am Sasha Baron Cohen...

You sure got me with that there zinger...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:37 PM
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I had a "english" class in high school that was really a film class I guess because we watched a movie 3-4 days a week. I must have seen aladdin 7 times that year.

There's also a "music appreciation" teacher at my J.C. that must be teaching liberal studies political science and sexual relations. Since he will constantly talk about polotics, gay rights and his sexual experiences. Gross.

While I don't agree that teachers get thier creds. from a cereal box, in my experience there are some who are pretty self ritchous and defenitely have thier priorities in the wrong places. Bot for the mostpart I believe most of them to be competant.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Oh there is a snappy comeback - because people actually think I am Sasha Baron Cohen...

You sure got me with that there zinger...
Raspberry Zingers are the best. Except when they get old and that red juice stuff settles at the bottom of the wrapper.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:40 PM
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Originally Posted by VIBEELEVEN
I had a "english" class in high school that was really a film class I guess because we watched a movie 3-4 days a week. I must have seen aladdin 7 times that year.

There's also a "music appreciation" teacher at my J.C. that must be teaching liberal studies political science and sexual relations. Since he will constantly talk about polotics, gay rights and his sexual experiences. Gross.

While I don't agree that teachers get thier creds. from a cereal box, in my experience there are some who are pretty self ritchous and defenitely have thier priorities in the wrong places. Bot for the mostpart I believe most of them to be competant.
Stop posting "on-topic". :rotfl:
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:44 PM
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I had a "english" class in high school that was really a film class I guess because we watched a movie 3-4 days a week. I must have seen aladdin 7 times that year.
Everyone has had a kickback class and a teacher or several that were less than motivated. That has less to do with their education and more to do with the way their hands are tied by the state and the people the liberal retards in CA have elected. Teachers are given a program that they are expected to adhere to and are not allowed to modify the pace or make any special adjustments in the lesson plans when students fall behind. They must plug through and hope that repetition and not teaching will get through to the children. The problem is not with the teachers it is with the administration. Some find ways to work around the system while still following the letter of the law and some have chosen not to because if they get caught doing so they can be punished.
There's also a "music appreciation" teacher at my J.C. that must be teaching liberal studies political science and sexual relations. Since he will constantly talk about polotics, gay rights and his sexual experiences. Gross.
That is just plain sick I am glad I did not have time for lunch or I would have just seen it again.
While I don't agree that teachers get thier creds. from a cereal box, in my experience there are some who are pretty self ritchous and defenitely have thier priorities in the wrong places. Bot for the mostpart I believe most of them to be competant.
Well said, that was my point from the beginning. Every profession has people that are good and people that do just enough to get by.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 04:40 PM
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some kid in a black cobra (around a '96 or so) revved on me on sunrise this past saturday. in broad daylight. rod-knock and all. he kept looking over at me and revving and then laughing with his little girly friend.























i was in a turn lane
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 04:42 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
some kid in a black cobra (around a '96 or so) revved on me on sunrise this past saturday. in broad daylight. rod-knock and all. he kept looking over at me and revving and then laughing with his little girly friend.



i was in a turn lane

I would have taken the .45 out of my car.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 04:43 PM
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
I would have taken the .45 out of my car.
instigator.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 04:44 PM
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Originally Posted by RussB
some kid in a black cobra (around a '96 or so) revved on me on sunrise this past saturday. in broad daylight. rod-knock and all. he kept looking over at me and revving and then laughing with his little girly friend.

i was in a turn lane
And you DIDN'T race him. *****.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
instigator.
I really hate those kinda of ****en kids. Pisses me off.



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