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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:21 PM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
yeah, this jerk gets off on making others feel bad... don't even get started because he'll just feed off it to boost his e-peen
You should learn to accept your accolades with grace...

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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:31 PM
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well he made 350whp on 6psi, and he hasnt dynod it since he put the new pulley on. and he runs race gas every now and then too.
Still, those are pathetic numbers - especially if he was on race gas. You even made up the 375 level that is the best example of riceboy internet bench racing I have ever seen. This is about as retarded as it comes considering the car has never been on the dyno since the smaller pulley was installed. What dyno (brand not shop) was this done on?

FWIW, I have a friend that runs an entry level Vortech S-Trim kit on his 1997 GT and he throws down 385hp on pump gas on a dynojet. Considering that the 1996-1998 4.6 2v Mustangs are among the biggest POS V8 Mustangs Ford has ever disgraced the road with, they do not respond as well to boost as the 99+ motors do and start off with 45 less HP I would say that 350 on race gas sucks big hairy moose **** wouldn't you?
ill just put it this way for you: his car > most cars. is that better?
Nope, almost any car that has been modified is > than most so that could make his car noting special, or it could make his car a kick *** ride - that is still open for debate.
and your still a tard....... JK dude.
Enjoy your sandwich dude...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:34 PM
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And still no comment on the Elk Grove teacher bagging the special ed kid in the back seat of her car?...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:36 PM
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And still no comment on the Elk Grove teacher bagging the special ed kid in the back seat of her car?...
Tards need love too, Just ask 337drew.

I have no problem with her jumping on Mongo...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
You should learn to accept your accolades with grace...

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i'm glad i once made your day. gg ego

ps: liberal studies is STILL and always will be the most cop-out major next to coms i still think its funny how you blew up about how i pointed that out in our (almost weekly) child rapist thread.

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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:40 PM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
i'm glad i once made your day. gg ego

ps: liberal studies is STILL and always will be the most cop-out major next to coms i still think its funny how you blew up about how i pointed that out in our (almost weekly) child rapist thread.

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Child rape? I thought there was consent there.

You would have jumped on anything that moved at that age to get laid - hell you probably still would. Your past experience with a chick that was way out of your league has messed you up for life. You think about it every day when you see what you settled for or think about what you will settle for in the future and because of that you hate all teachers.

There are 12 step programs for people like you, I suggest you seek one out.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 02:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Child rape? I thought there was consent there.

You would have jumped on anything that moved at that age to get laid - hell you probably still would. Your past experience with a chick that was way out of your league has messed you up for life. You think about it every day when you see what you settled for or think about what you will settle for in the future and because of that you hate all teachers.

There are 12 step programs for people like you, I suggest you seek one out.
yeah.. i still bear the scar. the fact that i didn't nail my 22yr old (married) history teacher has taken it's toll on me. the only action i get is from underage girls at the rage who i slip a roofie...
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:01 PM
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an allen supercharger is a roots type where as a vorech is centrifugal supercharger. so of course he put down some good power..... on the top end. but the Roots has lots of torque and not so much top end. but you know how the saying goes: "torque wins races, horsepower sells cars." but to deviate a little bit, you should see the engine he has sittin in his garage right now (he might put it in, he might not). 96 cobra block and heads, fully forged bottom end with low compression pistons, ported and polished heads with a valvetrain built to rev to 10.5k RPM, and a Procharger F1 supercharger. OMG that is one sick motor! but whatever, i dont know why you decided to pick on me, later homie.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:03 PM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
yeah.. i still bear the scar. the fact that i didn't nail my 22yr old (married) history teacher has taken it's toll on me.
Hmm I seem to remember this:
i used to date a liberal studies major... when i hung out with her friends, oh man.. never in my life have i seen such a concentration of dumb, hot chicks
Here is what I think happened. This hot chick that was way out of your league decided to give a tard a break and "jumped on mongo" When she found out that every feature of yours was oversized except for the little pinner in your pants she jumped ship. Because you thought she was in to you and fell in love only to find out later that it was nothing more than sympathy sex you developed a deep hatred for teachers. I am not saying this is because you did or did not bang one of your teachers, but because you fell for a future teacher that was way out of the ballpark for a retarded mental midget like yourself.
the only action i get is from underage girls at the rage who i slip a roofie...
So you have to rape to get laid - is that what you are trying to say here? Seriously, there is a difference between slipping narcotics to someone so that they will pass out and you can have your way with them. The kids that have banged their teachers did so willingly and were not drugged so that they would do so. I see a difference there - don't you?

If you ask any 13 year old hetero boy on the playground if he wants some pu$$y do you really think ANY of them will say no? I know this may be hard for you to rationalize since you would rather be pounded in the *** by a hairy one balled circus clown than nail a hot teacher because you are messed up in the head, but try to think like a "normal" person if you can.
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
yeah.. i still bear the scar. the fact that i didn't nail my 22yr old (married) history teacher has taken it's toll on me. the only action i get is from underage girls at the rage who i slip a roofie...
If you get a yellow car and spike your hair, the roofie is no longer required
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Ali G
Here is what I think happened. This hot chick that was way out of your league decided to give a tard a break and "jumped on mongo" When she found out that every feature of yours was oversized except for the little pinner in your pants she jumped ship. Because you thought she was in to you and fell in love only to find out later that it was nothing more than sympathy sex you developed a deep hatred for teachers. I am not saying this is because you did or did not bang one of your teachers, but because you fell for a future teacher that was way out of the ballpark for a retarded mental midget like yourself.
uh no... the liberal studies major i was dating got hooked on pot and whip-its. she was about as smart as her 700 sat score. i didn't date her for her brains. lol

Originally Posted by Ali G
So you have to rape to get laid - is that what you are trying to say here? Seriously, there is a difference between slipping narcotics to someone so that they will pass out and you can have your way with them. The kids that have banged their teachers did so willingly and were not drugged so that they would do so. I see a difference there - don't you?

If you ask any 13 year old hetero boy on the playground if he wants some pu$$y do you really think ANY of them will say no? I know this may be hard for you to rationalize since you would rather be pounded in the *** by a hairy one balled circus clown than nail a hot teacher because you are messed up in the head, but try to think like a "normal" person if you can.
you think i was serious? i am entertaining you, and myself for that matter. has your ego filled head lifted out out of your chair yet?
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:16 PM
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Originally Posted by ryball
sigh...
Are you getting butt hurt because I am picking on retards again?

I took this post as a sigh of disapproval, and if I am right about that it saddens me. I thought I made it all better when I bought you a cup of coffee
Old Mar 14, 2005 | 03:18 PM
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lol. you're such an ***..



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