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Old Feb 23, 2005 | 07:44 AM
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dood serious.. WTF is going on ???
teachers get their credentials out of a ******* jack box... it takes them all of something like 60 units of pure retarded classes. they can finish that up in 2 years of partying and rarely doing homework. its no wonder idiots like these slip through the cracks and go on to do this...

i used to date a liberal studies major... when i hung out with her friends, oh man.. never in my life have i seen such a concentration of dumb, hot chicks
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 08:06 AM
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i used to date a liberal studies major... when i hung out with her friends, oh man.. never in my life have i seen such a concentration of dumb, hot chicks
Careful, buddy, Mrs Oaf is a teacher.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 08:19 AM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
teachers get their credentials out of a ******* jack box... it takes them all of something like 60 units of pure retarded classes. they can finish that up in 2 years of partying and rarely doing homework. its no wonder idiots like these slip through the cracks and go on to do this...

i used to date a liberal studies major... when i hung out with her friends, oh man.. never in my life have i seen such a concentration of dumb, hot chicks

I don't think it's about education. I have friends that did nothing but party and study. They would do all their work the night before it’s due and still have time to party. Yet they manage to finish their retarded classes and now some are successful lawyers, med school students and scientist.

I just think her husband, boyfriend or life partner was not giving her the attention she needed. Women will stray when they feel like they’re neglected. They will try anything to grab your attention or maybe look for someone else that will give her that attention. (even if it’s the attention of a 16 year old) They will try to see what she could get away with. Trust me, I know.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 09:46 AM
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I don't think it's about education. I have friends that did nothing but party and study. They would do all their work the night before it’s due and still have time to party. Yet they manage to finish their retarded classes and now some are successful lawyers, med school students and scientist.
I'm simply pointing out the FACT that becoming a teacher doesn't take rocket science. Your friends obviously weren't taking liberal studies courses to become one. Then again, I’m still bitter that becoming a teacher takes so little schooling.

I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 09:48 AM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
I'm simply pointing out the FACT that becoming a teacher doesn't take rocket science. Your friends obviously weren't taking liberal studies courses to become one. Then again, I’m still bitter that becoming a teacher takes so little schooling.

I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...
... and the rejects they are turning out.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
I'm simply pointing out the FACT that becoming a teacher doesn't take rocket science. Your friends obviously weren't taking liberal studies courses to become one. Then again, I’m still bitter that becoming a teacher takes so little schooling.

I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...
Being a teacher is not rocket science. Most careers aren't either. It takes a certain person to teach the little dumb****s of today. Without our teachers, you and I wouldn't be able comprehend anything on this board. These people teach you how to read/write/speak and because of them we have doctors, nurses, and police. Without teachers, you my friend wouldn't be sitting in that STI now would you?

That lady did it to herself. You should not blame her education.

**** like this really pisses me off.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 10:17 AM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
I'm simply pointing out the FACT that becoming a teacher doesn't take rocket science. Your friends obviously weren't taking liberal studies courses to become one. Then again, I’m still bitter that becoming a teacher takes so little schooling.

I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...

I think we have our first winner.

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the first winner of the coveted Ali G ***** of the Week Award - 337drew.

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http://www.dzstoys.com/temp/337drew.jpg

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Old Feb 23, 2005 | 10:33 AM
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uh oh. Be nice, Ali G. We like 337.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 10:37 AM
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uh oh. Be nice, Ali G. We like 337.
I don't care who "we" do and do not like. The award will be given to those that are deserving and dildo_drew fit the bill...
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 10:59 AM
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I don't care who "we" do and do not like. The award will be given to those that are deserving and dildo_drew fit the bill...
oh no.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 11:01 AM
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oh no.
what?
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by 337drew
I'm simply pointing out the FACT that becoming a teacher doesn't take rocket science. Your friends obviously weren't taking liberal studies courses to become one. Then again, I’m still bitter that becoming a teacher takes so little schooling.

I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...
Ali G's a little incensed, and justifiably so. You're painting with a broad brush, and a number of us have family and friends who are teachers, man. If you've had bad experiences, cool, but generalizing like that isn't cool. My mom taught her whole life. She went to Northwestern, has busted her *** every day of her life, is incredibly intelligent and cared about the kids she was teaching. And she was coordinating home-schooling for a large portion of that time. That's dedication, and determination, becuase those are not easy kids.

There are some people who eek into a teaching position, it doesn't mean all teachers are flawed.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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hey, my wife's a teacher also...
she has her degree in phycology and with all her units was able to start teaching so she took the job until she finishes her Masters & eventually PhD in phyc.

so to say teachers are ignorant is lame!

teachers who touch little boys ARE lame!
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 11:16 AM
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I know a few teachers that are excellent as well. One of my best friends wife is a teacher and she's excellent at what she does. My aunt also teaches in the Bay. It's scary as **** out there.
Old Feb 23, 2005 | 12:19 PM
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Ali G's a little incensed, and justifiably so. You're painting with a broad brush, and a number of us have family and friends who are teachers, man. If you've had bad experiences, cool, but generalizing like that isn't cool. My mom taught her whole life. She went to Northwestern, has busted her *** every day of her life, is incredibly intelligent and cared about the kids she was teaching. And she was coordinating home-schooling for a large portion of that time. That's dedication, and determination, becuase those are not easy kids.

There are some people who eek into a teaching position, it doesn't mean all teachers are flawed.
Originally Posted by 337drew
I must be the only one that can see the correlation between the process of becoming a teacher and the rejects who are among them...
^^ "rejects who are among them," does not include all of them.. i'm not calling all teachers rejects..

gg reading comprehension.



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