This one will kill you :)
03-05-2003, 04:21 PM
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This one will kill you :)
A lady says to the psychiatrist, "I think I might be a nymphomaniac." He says, "I'll see what I can do to help you. My fee is eighty dollars an hour." She says, "How much for all night?"
alright, I know it was bad but you've got time for one more.
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
alright, I know it was bad but you've got time for one more.
A preacher goes into a bar and says "Anybody who wants to go to heaven, stand up." Everybody stands up except for a drunk in the corner. The preacher says "My son, don't you want to go to heaven when you die?" The drunk says "When I die? Sure. I thought you were taking a load up now."
03-05-2003, 09:44 PM
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lol
So this string walks into a bar. The bar tender tells the string that he wont serv him because he's a string. miffed the string walks outside, ties himself in a knot and messes his hair and walks back in. The bar tender says 'aren't you that string that was just in here?' 'Nope i'm afraid not'
So this string walks into a bar. The bar tender tells the string that he wont serv him because he's a string. miffed the string walks outside, ties himself in a knot and messes his hair and walks back in. The bar tender says 'aren't you that string that was just in here?' 'Nope i'm afraid not'
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