Joke thread!!
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The Japanese, Filipino, and Potagee just graduated from NASA
so the Scientist asks everyone where would you like to go in space?
The Japanese wanted to go to Mars to see if life existed
The Filipino wanted to go to Pluto cause he is infatuated with the Disney Character
And so the Potagee wanted to go to the Sun
Scientist ask " How do you go when the Sun is to hot"?
Potagee said "I go nightime"
so the Scientist asks everyone where would you like to go in space?
The Japanese wanted to go to Mars to see if life existed
The Filipino wanted to go to Pluto cause he is infatuated with the Disney Character
And so the Potagee wanted to go to the Sun
Scientist ask " How do you go when the Sun is to hot"?
Potagee said "I go nightime"
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whats the difference between sarah palins mouth and vagina???
only one retarded thing came out of her vagina!!
only one retarded thing came out of her vagina!!
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What do you call a Hawaiian with one leg shorter than the other?
Not Even Bra!!!!
Why did the Filipino kid come home crying?
There was a sign that said "No Flips In The Pool"
What is the fastest animal in hawaii?
A black dog in Kalihi
Two HPD officers pulled over a car on Keeaumoku Street, one officer looks at the other and saids "Eh, how you spell Keeaumoku?" the other officer replyed "Just let him go, will just pull him over on King instead..."
A Hawaiian, Potuguese, and a Filipino deside to go sky diving. The Hawaiian jumped first, fell a little bit, and pulled open his parachute. The Potuguese jumped next, fell a little bit futher and pulled open his parachute. The Filipino jumped last, fell even futher, but when he tryed to open his parachute, it wouldn't open....The Potuguese looked at the Filipino as he screamed by and said "Ho, I neva knew dis is one race" and took off his parachute....
Not Even Bra!!!!
Why did the Filipino kid come home crying?
There was a sign that said "No Flips In The Pool"
What is the fastest animal in hawaii?
A black dog in Kalihi
Two HPD officers pulled over a car on Keeaumoku Street, one officer looks at the other and saids "Eh, how you spell Keeaumoku?" the other officer replyed "Just let him go, will just pull him over on King instead..."
A Hawaiian, Potuguese, and a Filipino deside to go sky diving. The Hawaiian jumped first, fell a little bit, and pulled open his parachute. The Potuguese jumped next, fell a little bit futher and pulled open his parachute. The Filipino jumped last, fell even futher, but when he tryed to open his parachute, it wouldn't open....The Potuguese looked at the Filipino as he screamed by and said "Ho, I neva knew dis is one race" and took off his parachute....
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A guy was on trial for murder and if convicted, would get the electric chair. His brother found out that a red neck was on the jury and figured he would be the one to bribe. He told the red neck that he would be paid $10,000 if he could convince the rest of the jury to reduce the charge to manslaughter.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
The jury was out an entire week and returned with a verdict of manslaughter.
After the trial, the brother went to the red neck's house, told him what a great job he had done and paid him the $10,000.
The red neck replied that it wasn't easy to convince the rest of the jury to change the charge to manslaughter. They all wanted to let him go.
Q.How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
A. It's not hard.
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^^^^speaking of Chuck jokes.........
did you know Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear (under roos for you old schoolers).....
did you know Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear (under roos for you old schoolers).....
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After 20 years of marriage the wife finds out that her husband was using a dil**. So the wife says to the husband " EXPLAIN the fu***** dil** you pri**?
The husband replies "EXPLAIN THE KIDS YOU BIT**"
The husband replies "EXPLAIN THE KIDS YOU BIT**"
