Joke thread!!
 

k ill start it off because i was inspired by shaggys comments in the superferry thread about the sierra club hippies so here goes

whats red and yellow and looks good on hippies?






a: Fire!!!!!! hehehe

^^^^^^That was great!!!

what did 50 cent say to snoop dogg when he gave him a sweater for his birthday?

















A: G-UNIT!!!!! (gee, you knit?)

^^^^^^^:doh:

did you hear what happened with ejaculation man?




















he's coming.

Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?





fo drizzle.

hahahahaha keep em coming im sure we all need a good laugh

These are good...but let's make sure we keep this clean. I don't wanna have to delete things.

What do you call a flat-chested Filipina?





Double Back Flip

What do you call a Filipino walking a dog ???


















A vegetarian. :sign0081::thumb:

nev

“U Know U Local Eef”
 

You know 101 ways to fix your rubber slippers…50 using tape, 50 using glue and one using a stick to poke the strap back in.

You sometimes use your open car door for a dressing room.

You wear two different color slippahs together and you no mind.

Nice clothes means a T-shirt without pukas.

You are barefoot in most of your elementary school pictures.

You have a slipper tan . . . an upside down “v” on top of both your feet.

Your only suit is a bathing suit.

You drive barefoot.

You have at least five Hawaiian bracelets.

You can understand every word Bu La’ai says and you know what his name means, too.

You have a sister, cousin, aunty or mom named “Honey Girl” or, someone in the family named “Boy,” “Tita,” “Bruddah,” “Sonny,” “Bachan,” “Taitai,” “Popo” and/or “Vovo.”




and you know you local eef is

You say “Da Kine,” and the other person says “Da kine” and you both know what is “Da kine.” :nerd:

Portagee joke!

Kimo, Toshio and Manual went exploring in an old house. While
looking around they found a mirror, which had an inscription on the side
that said "Welcome, say something TRUTHFUL, you will be awarded with a
wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false, you will be sucked
into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all eternity!"

Toshio walked up to the mirror and said, "I think I'm the smartest
of us three," and in an instant whoosh!.... a brand new Toyota
Tundra pops in the front street.

Kimo stepped up and said, "I tink you buggas not as strong as me, I stay the strongest of us
three," and he suddenly whoosh!.....a whole pot of beef stew, laulau, lomilomi salmon, and pipikaula is on the kitchen stove.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, Manual looked into the mirror and said,
"I THINK................."
and was quickly sucked into the mirror.

How do u drown a potagee










Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool

One day while at dinner a husban told is wife
"I bet u can't make me happy and sad at the same time"
So the wife says "ok" and starts thinking......
The wife replies "your dick is bigger then your brothers"

[QUOTE=inspire420;2557737]How do u drown a potagee










Put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of the pool[/QUOTE]

Damn I potagee, cause seriously I thought about why it would work :doh:

On a side note, ryan text me again pls I forgot to save your number man.