I'm too big a weenie to be drag racing down there.

 

I went down there last night to blow off some steam, and on my way up I got pulled over by an MP. I was a little worried, but they had reports of people shooting up the arms room with a paintball gun and were watching for people down there...

If he had shown up two minutes earlier he would have seen something a bit more exciting than paintballs...

 

See, I'm trying to get my wife to drag race the explorer. Of course, she'd probably beat me, too.