(Some of these I made up, some I got in random e-mail...)

Your exhaust has more decibels than your engine has horsepower

You added a second battery strictly to power illumination

Your exhaust is big enough for your cat to sleep in

Your front and rear wheel sets don't match

You've decided, strategically, to add a bodykit one unpainted piece at a time

You drive a $20,000 import with $10,000 in mods.. and still live with your parents

You cut 2" holes in your rear bumper, but don't yet know what they're for

You count flying past a car that already put their brakes on... a kill.

You have a front wing.

You install fake hi-po caliper / disc simulators

You think yellow plastic interior trim is a good thing

Your tach is bigger than your fist

You have ever considered installing more than one set of fog / driving lights.

You painted your wheels or underbody of your car to match

You think cutting your stock springs was a good thing

Speed bumps are your worst enemy

You put your automatic car in neutral at a stoplight to similate the rolling effect of a manual transmission

Your rear spoiler is taller than you are, or is made of recycled materials

Your car has one exhaust pipe for each engine cylinder

You've ever gone to a parts shop in search of a 2" to 6" exhaust adapter

You've ever contemplated adding "TYPE-R" stickers to your car

You consider primered bodypanels as a mod

You consider spraypainted stock wheels as a mod

You have neon in your car, anywhere

The cross section of your exhaust tip is bigger than the contact patch of your tires

You think "displacement" is something that happens to homeless people


Feel free to add more.

jonathan

 

You think shaved door panels is a good form of weight reduction

You add blue windshield washer lights to have something cool to look at, but its just a distraction and makes you drive like an idiot

 

Continued...
Bright Color(exp:Lime green,pink)
Lots of stickers
You think appearance parts make you go faster...
PS Some drifters have primered body panels.

 

haha *cough* *cough*

 

thats kinda true, except u drive a $25K import and have only $300 in mods :banana:

 

it's a 35k import. which is still in the shop.

 

edgar,

 

so im a ricer... cause i have more then 10k mods and live at home? and i have stickers? wow cool call me rice then.

 

Don't worry Will..Real ricers don't have the hp to catch up with your car.....That means your just a Fake ricer

 

hahahah nice

 

Ricer's are people who win trophys at car shows *cough* Will... J/K Man!!!! Congrats on that by the way! Car was looking sweet as always!

 

if you put APC products in your car, or think Kragen, or Pep Boys are the best shops out there.

 

if you add a turbo timer without a turbo

if you have a 3 foot dragon on your seat cover

if you have ***** ( nuts ) whatever the f hanging from your rear view mirror

if you add "m3" gills to your fender

if you take out your passenger seat for weight reduction

if you drive without your lights on for the "sleeper effect"

if you add a shift boot and a shift **** to your automatic transmission

if your name is zoeb

 

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random flames... gotta love em

friend added these


if you have have multi primered paint job then your a ricer.

if you have iS altezza tail lights on a honda ..

if your sponsored by kragen auto parts