You Know You Drive a Subaru When...
02-22-2013, 11:33 AM
#233
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You know you drive a JUSTY when:
1. no one, especially Subaru dealers, has any idea WTF your car is
2. You can easily make a right turn next to someone who thinks they are going to make a right turn
3. The 3rd question people usually ask is if your car can make it up a hill
It's pretty funny, but over the years - I have sort of established "tell tale" comments that show me I should not engage in a conversation with someone. Like, with my MR2 - there was always a type of person who would approach me at petrol stations, usually when I was checking the oil or something. They ask first: "what is it?" Then: "is it front wheel drive?"
Had plenty of people tell me that Subarus are made in Australia. I try not to talk to those people.
1. no one, especially Subaru dealers, has any idea WTF your car is
2. You can easily make a right turn next to someone who thinks they are going to make a right turn
3. The 3rd question people usually ask is if your car can make it up a hill
It's pretty funny, but over the years - I have sort of established "tell tale" comments that show me I should not engage in a conversation with someone. Like, with my MR2 - there was always a type of person who would approach me at petrol stations, usually when I was checking the oil or something. They ask first: "what is it?" Then: "is it front wheel drive?"
Had plenty of people tell me that Subarus are made in Australia. I try not to talk to those people.
02-22-2013, 12:04 PM
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You know you drive a Subaru...when you f**k up, ping pong between a few concrete barriers at stupid speed...than open the door and walk away without a f***ing scratch.
06-24-2013, 08:36 AM
#236
If in doubt, FLAT OUT
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You know you drive a Subaru when you drive a wagon, burn a ricer like he was standing still, and he has no idea what just happened.
I had Fumotos on my previous cars, and most of them were not Subarus.
I had Fumotos on my previous cars, and most of them were not Subarus.
