"Your breath really smells"

"Hey, you touched my *** with your ***. IM CALLING MY LAWYER"

"WELL IM CALLING MY LAWYER!"

Americans are too American for this type of commuting coolness. I want to go to Japan.

 

It was so considerate of them to tuck everyone's coats in so they wouldn't hang out of the doors.

 

haha yeah, you can see one guys jacket hanging out of one of the last cars

 

Ahahaha beat me to it Kyle, that is what you call dedication to working in Japan I wonder how fast the train goes with all those people in it???

-Gio

 

This practically happens in vegas on the POS monorail they have whenever there is a huge convention going on. If you are lucky to be on beginning end of route you'll get a seat, or whatever, otherwise just 1 stop in the trains are STUPID packed.

 

Someone is getting fired.

 

I have seen people stuff into our max trains in oregon after a game downtown lol. I am like its not worth it i will wait for another max to come by lol.

 

I had no seat on the train for about 6 hours in europe. Sitting on the floor would have been ok except moving every 2 mins for some d bag.

 

Good Lord imagine if that thing wrecked!

Mike

 

from sardines to meat sauce

 

Im pretty sure I can fart bad enough to make at least one person barf and start a chain reaction. That would be great.

 

no, but we do get this on bart...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8UfNlWzmJ0

 

So glad i pay gas prices and just drive rofl.