see, I don't like small chicks...I feel like I'm gonna break em or some ****...I like a chick that can get into it...move me around a bit.

That, and that chick yoddles (sp?). Definately not feeling like, Beyonce has a great body, I just haven't been able to get into african american womenz...

 

I've seen shakira in person, she's really short but who gives a **** she's definitely hot

 

Personally, I'd rather have sex with Natalie Portman.