What were Michael Jackson's last words?

Old Jun 27, 2009 | 11:36 PM
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What were Michael Jackson's last words?

"Take me to the childrens' hospital!"
Old Jun 27, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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His last words were definately "sha mon ju nuv it awriteee mama say mama sa mu ma ku san"
Old Jun 27, 2009 | 11:38 PM
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The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

Lets hear your guys'!
Old Jun 27, 2009 | 11:41 PM
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mama say mama sa mama musa!
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 12:08 AM
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it wasn't words, it was a crotch grab, with a kick to the right.
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 12:11 AM
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Autopsy revealed that he had died from food poisoning. He was found to have been eating 12 year old nuts
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 12:15 AM
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.

Lets hear your guys'!
Wow, that's a two-in-one "You're going to hell for this one" joke. *claps*
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 12:43 AM
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In honor of Michaels death Target is having a sale, kids pants half off.
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 02:20 AM
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hey didnt say anything. he choked on a cockmeat sandwich
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 02:26 AM
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How do you know when its midnight in Michael Jacksons house?




when the big hand touches the little hand

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Old Jun 28, 2009 | 02:28 AM
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how?
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 02:37 AM
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Originally Posted by imHELLAslow
How do you know when its midnight in Michael Jacksons house?




when the big hand touches the little hand
thats just wrong
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 02:51 AM
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lol @ comments hahaha
Old Jun 28, 2009 | 03:50 AM
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Because Michael Jackson’s body was 95% plastic, he will be melted down and turned into legos, this way kids can play with him for a change.
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Originally Posted by mattej
In honor of Michaels death Target is having a sale, young BOYS pants half off.

fixed it for ya!

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