Ok this one isnt in this thread at least....

Whats the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?








Ones plastic and dangerous to children and the other carries your grocery's

 

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not too funny.

You guys are mean. Dont be angry cause michael jackson meat touched your buns. :-)

i believe he was truly the greatest music artist who has ever lived.

R.I.P. MJJ

 

"MJ's dying wish was that he would be melted down into straws so that kids could still suck on him" <---courtesy of my brother...haha....

 

these are epic.

oh, and whats the difference between McDonalds and Michael Jackson?

50 year old buns with 12 year old meat.

 

"they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!"

His last words were "I have to stop...I got enough." or "Ahee hee hee!".

I still think Chris Hansen was just paying him a kindly visit and Michael dropped dead of a heart attack thinking he was on To Catch A Predator.

 

 

Just pay shipping and handling.

 

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whats the difference between McDonalds and Michael Jackson?

50 year old buns with 11 year old meat

 

I was down by Coyote Reservoir camping this weekend and at night when you can have anonymous interactions with other campers (fueled by copious amounts of alcohol) I would just do the Billie Jean 'Ahee Hee Hee!' or Bad 'Hooooo!' whenever someone would pass to go to the restrooms - people from the OTHER end of the camp grounds would sing 'Don't stop till you get enough!'

 

 

A friend of mine is thinking about a zombie Michael Jackson costume but I think that may be a bit redundant...o.O

 

if these jokes are authentic (you thought of them yourselves) then kudo's to you writers. i must recruit you for sketches

funny as hell. to me these jokes are not TOO offensive but just touch on the way media portrayed him. keep it coming lol. yeah he had a sordid personal life but at least we could laugh about it without harming his music legend.

i too had a sentimental MJ tribute weekend. this wedding i went to had a cover band come up from Vegas and played a bunch of MJ's songs. these were the most crowded moments on the dance floor on saturday night.

 

I'm starting to wonder if he actually is dead. I just saw him at 7-11 disguised as a fat lady.

 

^ i cant wait for all the "MJ is still alive" cults. like elvis and 2pac status.

maybe it was all staged to get people to buy more MJ albums.

and then he shows up to the new tour as a resurrected MJ - hence the return of christ in 2012. then he'll make up stories of morality to teach the world how to live and form an international network of these places of worship so that people can hear the word of the man in the mirror. and then different factions of MJ worship will evolve over thousands of years to yield a global war fighting about what version of MJ's stories were real or absolute rubbish.

sound familiar?

 

Are you comparing MJ to Jesus? Dude, thats ridiculous! MJ would kick Jesus' *** anytime, anywhere.