What were Michael Jackson's last words?

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Old Jun 29, 2009 | 06:06 PM
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his wish was to start a pixy stick company for his ashes to be distributed in order to stay inside of those pre-adolescent mouths and out their bung holes
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 06:45 PM
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"MJ's dying wish was that he would be melted down into straws so that kids could still suck on him" <---courtesy of my brother...haha....
*THUD*

Old Jun 29, 2009 | 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
Dude, it's not a competition to see who said it first. I'm willing to bet countless people said it before you posted it.
It's a really old joke, when I heard it, the joke went:

Hey, did you hear about the new Michael Jackson burger at McDonald's?

It's 36 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

::rimshot::

So it's been around for at least 14 years
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 11:01 PM
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Originally Posted by AntiochCali
It's a really old joke, when I heard it, the joke went:

Hey, did you hear about the new Michael Jackson burger at McDonald's?

It's 36 year old meat between 12 year old buns.

::rimshot::

So it's been around for at least 14 years
Whenever I head the Lego one, he's more percentage plastic than the previous time. I guess thats what happens when you die
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 11:04 PM
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Controversial Body Worlds creator Gunther von Hagens plans to preserve the late Michael Jackson’s body in a dancing pose for display using his plastination process, a spokesperson told The Local on Monday.

Shortly after the legendary pop entertainer was pronounced dead in Los Angeles, von Hagens released a statement revealing his personal assistant had been contacted by an anonymous member of Jackson’s management team about plastination some six months ago.

“During the phone conversation we were told about Michael Jackson’s interest to become plastinated after his death,” the statement said, adding Body Worlds did not confirm the King of Pop’s interest because the caller wished to remain anonymous and the body donation form is available online.

The validity of the call “is soon to be seen,” the statement added.

On Monday, Institute for Plastination press spokesperson Christiane Casott told The Local the organisation is still awaiting confirmation the King of Pop wanted to become plastic.

Von Hagens promised the late 50-year-old’s family that his body would be preserved through plastination for “a didactic eternity,” and would be conducted free of charge.

“The pose would be a dancing one, to be determined by the family in detail,” he added.

The provocative 64-year-old, known as “Dr. Death” in Germany, is infamous for transforming the bodies of people and animals into exhibition pieces for his Body Worlds exhibitions. He recently caused a stir this May in Berlin where his show, “The Cycle of Life" featured dissected corpses having sex
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
isn't he already plastinated? www.instantrimshot.com


too easy...
Old Jun 29, 2009 | 11:41 PM
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Originally Posted by VRT MBasile
Are you comparing MJ to Jesus? Dude, thats ridiculous! MJ would kick Jesus' *** anytime, anywhere.
Maybe so but both of them pray to the Church of Norris,
Chuck Norris that is.
Old Jun 30, 2009 | 02:05 PM
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[14:02] Me: I wanna be at the beach Rach
[14:02] Electra: Oh nice
[14:02] Electra: beach sounds fun
[14:02] Me: **** yeah it does
[14:02] Me: Bring the weber, Ellie and the kaboom box
[14:03] Electra: kaboom box? that what they but billy mays' body in?

LMAO!
Old Jun 30, 2009 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by R-Dub
[14:02] Me: I wanna be at the beach Rach
[14:02] Electra: Oh nice
[14:02] Electra: beach sounds fun
[14:02] Me: **** yeah it does
[14:02] Me: Bring the weber, Ellie and the kaboom box
[14:03] Electra: kaboom box? that what they but billy mays' body in?

LMAO!

Heck yes! S'how I roll!

"It was just a little Jesus juice!"
Old Jun 30, 2009 | 02:12 PM
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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 03:26 PM
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Awww!
too soon?



Hell no!
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Old Jun 30, 2009 | 05:38 PM
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Michael Jacksons ashes will be sprinkled into an Etcha-Sketch so little kids can still play with his ****.
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