View Poll Results: Do you wash your hands after you go to the bathroom?
yes.



67
87.01%
no, I am a disgusting slob that likes feces on my hands



10
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What the hell is the matter with people?
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What the hell is the matter with people?
Okay, so I step into the men's room today and catch the tail end of some guy dumping the kids off at the pool. I step up to the urinal, do my business and head over to the sink to wash up.
Meanwhile, in the batcave, turdman has wiped up and heads toward the sink.
I grab some paper towels to dry my hands. Craptastic fixes his hair... and then heads straight for the door...
WTF?
Didn't you mother ever teach you to wash? I mean come on!!! Especially after number 2?!?!?!
I bet he went straight back to his office and ate some kinda finger food with barbeque sauce... or went and touched a bunch of people's faces...
disgusting pig.
Meanwhile, in the batcave, turdman has wiped up and heads toward the sink.
I grab some paper towels to dry my hands. Craptastic fixes his hair... and then heads straight for the door...
WTF?
Didn't you mother ever teach you to wash? I mean come on!!! Especially after number 2?!?!?!
I bet he went straight back to his office and ate some kinda finger food with barbeque sauce... or went and touched a bunch of people's faces...
disgusting pig.
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Originally Posted by ryball
Meanwhile, in the batcave, turdman has wiped up and heads toward the sink.
I grab some paper towels to dry my hands. Craptastic fixes his hair... and then heads straight for the door...
disgusting pig.
I grab some paper towels to dry my hands. Craptastic fixes his hair... and then heads straight for the door...
disgusting pig.
I'm sometimes even afraid to wash my hands because the faucet handles look like someone smeared a stick of butter on them.
Just picture what bacteria is lurking on the towel dispenser, door handles, and keyboards.... YUCK!
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Originally Posted by HellaDumb
Dude... I work in technology... let's just say that is pretty common around here.
I'm sometimes even afraid to wash my hands because the faucet handles look like someone smeared a stick of butter on them.
Just picture what bacteria is lurking on the towel dispenser, door handles, and keyboards.... YUCK!
I'm sometimes even afraid to wash my hands because the faucet handles look like someone smeared a stick of butter on them.
Just picture what bacteria is lurking on the towel dispenser, door handles, and keyboards.... YUCK!
Stick of butter... nice.
It's not like this is the first time I've seen this, either. It just blows my mind.
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you think that is bad...i work at a biotechnology company where sterile techniques is a must...i mean you dont want to contaminate your experiment...so everyday one or a few of the ppl that work here go into the bathroom which happens to be next to my desk and also the one i use and do there business...they go in and come out, no washing of the hands even though i put up a sign that says "EMPLOYEES PLEASE WASH HANDS"..and to make it even worse, you go in there and the smell is horrendous (even though i have a disinfectant spray in there) and ok....THEY DONT FLUSH!...so i go in and it smells and i see their business floating right there in the toilet...for gosh sakes ppl this isnt one of those outdoor bathrooms with just a pit...there is a thing got a handle to flush your "ish" down...
so disgusting...arghhh
so disgusting...arghhh
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Danyo what company do you work at? That's too funny...I'd post the thread I talked about in NASIOC OT, but it's down for maintenance.
The cliffnotes were just like your situation...i WATCHED a guy ****, flush with his hand, shake off, zip up, walk directly out of the bathroom to the water cooler to get himself a glass of water. Friggin nasty mother f'ers...I put up this sign:
The cliffnotes were just like your situation...i WATCHED a guy ****, flush with his hand, shake off, zip up, walk directly out of the bathroom to the water cooler to get himself a glass of water. Friggin nasty mother f'ers...I put up this sign:
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That's disgusting! I wash my hands before and after doing anything. I remember reading a study where they found more pathogens on the door handles going out of the bathroom then on the toilet seat. Makes you think about things while laying down that *** gasket.
What's the difference between a chef and a chemist?
A chemist washes his hands before going to the bathroom.
What's the difference between a chef and a chemist?
A chemist washes his hands before going to the bathroom.
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Doesn't Anybody Wash Their Hands Anymore? posted on WebMD.com.
I'd saw on CNN that 40% of men do not wash their hands after using the head. Soon after, I was at the airport waiting to pick up my dad and had time to use the head. I was washing up at the sink when I heard a flush from a stall. A guy in business attire walks out from the stall, picks up his briefcase by the entranceway and proceeds, like a filthy stinkin' pig to walk right out the door! I felt the urge to shout out, "hey, Mister - didja forget to do somethin'??!"
Type of guy that probably picks his nose in restaurants, airplanes, and movie theaters and sticks his boogers underneath isht.
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I'd saw on CNN that 40% of men do not wash their hands after using the head. Soon after, I was at the airport waiting to pick up my dad and had time to use the head. I was washing up at the sink when I heard a flush from a stall. A guy in business attire walks out from the stall, picks up his briefcase by the entranceway and proceeds, like a filthy stinkin' pig to walk right out the door! I felt the urge to shout out, "hey, Mister - didja forget to do somethin'??!"
Type of guy that probably picks his nose in restaurants, airplanes, and movie theaters and sticks his boogers underneath isht.

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And this, my friends, is why I don't touch a damn thing in public restrooms.
Wash hands - turn off faucet with paper towel. Dry hands. Open door using paper towel. Don't touch the walls - I even grab a bit of tp to use for closing and locking the stall door.
People are dirty and I'm not getting any of it from em
Wash hands - turn off faucet with paper towel. Dry hands. Open door using paper towel. Don't touch the walls - I even grab a bit of tp to use for closing and locking the stall door.
People are dirty and I'm not getting any of it from em
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And this, my friends, is why I don't touch a damn thing in public restrooms.
Wash hands - turn off faucet with paper towel. Dry hands. Open door using paper towel. Don't touch the walls - I even grab a bit of tp to use for closing and locking the stall door.
People are dirty and I'm not getting any of it from em
Wash hands - turn off faucet with paper towel. Dry hands. Open door using paper towel. Don't touch the walls - I even grab a bit of tp to use for closing and locking the stall door.
People are dirty and I'm not getting any of it from em
Does anyone remember "Chocolate covered pretzels"????
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i wash every time and as much as possible when in public places. i don't even touch door handles on the bathroom door entrance as i know that plenty of women leave without washing. if you think about it, with our long nails, and monthly visitor we've got more of a chance transferring germs and feces onto surfaces than men.
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
Danyo what company do you work at? That's too funny...I'd post the thread I talked about in NASIOC OT, but it's down for maintenance.
The cliffnotes were just like your situation...i WATCHED a guy ****, flush with his hand, shake off, zip up, walk directly out of the bathroom to the water cooler to get himself a glass of water. Friggin nasty mother f'ers...I put up this sign:

The cliffnotes were just like your situation...i WATCHED a guy ****, flush with his hand, shake off, zip up, walk directly out of the bathroom to the water cooler to get himself a glass of water. Friggin nasty mother f'ers...I put up this sign:

hey eric
where do you think i can get signs that politely and discretely, but forcefully say "before you leave this bathroom 1) if you go #2 make sure all of is flushed 2) be mindful of others and spray the nice forest smelling disinfectant spray after you KNOW you have laid a HUGE STINKER! 3) wash your hands after lay and spray!"
its so annoying and shoot i wonder if you can catch anything, maybe a nasty butt rash after putting your **** on that seat after these nasty mother f*&#ers...we have wipes but its kinda hard to get that close to the toilet with the smell and the remnants...argghhh
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Wash once before I go, and again after. I cant stand it when I see people walk out without washing it makes no sense. Kinda like doing a one night stand with no condom why chance it.
Well....your todger is alot cleaner than your hands. If anything, you should be washing your todger post urination, as it has probably caught the majority of the germs. This whole idea of your winky being dirty stems from our societies collective frown on anything remotely sexual. Urine is sterile. Still, just wash'em.
Not because you have just pee'd, just because your hands are dirty by nature.
Now after pooping, wash them dogs, son. No one wants your chocolaty fingerprints.
Not because you have just pee'd, just because your hands are dirty by nature.
Now after pooping, wash them dogs, son. No one wants your chocolaty fingerprints.
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Originally Posted by constellation
Well....your todger is alot cleaner than your hands. If anything, you should be washing your todger post urination, as it has probably caught the majority of the germs. This whole idea of your winky being dirty stems from our societies collective frown on anything remotely sexual. Urine is sterile. Still, just wash'em.
Not because you have just pee'd, just because your hands are dirty by nature.
Now after pooping, wash them dogs, son. No one wants your chocolaty fingerprints.
Not because you have just pee'd, just because your hands are dirty by nature.
Now after pooping, wash them dogs, son. No one wants your chocolaty fingerprints.

