lol wtf

 

I woulda asked for a packet of Ketchup - nuff said.

 

The last bachelor party I organized, we ended up kidnapping the groom, blind folding him and forced him to drink till we got to Reno. The original idea was to slip him an ambien so he would fall asleep and have him wake up in the lobby of the Hotel. But, the rest of the guys thought that was a little too hard core. I ended up taking everyone to one of the dirtiest strip clubs in reno. That place had everything including a girl with army boots on who proceed to try and wrap her leg around my head but, instead gave me a round house kick to the temple knocking me to the floor and unconscious for a few minutes because she was carrying a little too much speed and had been drinking. Fun stuff.

Oh and btw. If you are one of the last single guys in the group, remember, your party will probably be the last party that most of your married friends will go to. So, it will be revenge for all of them when they do it to you.

Bill

 

wow, must have been pretty hard while he was driving.