Ticket Assassin
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Originally Posted by Sharky
I got a funny story that relates to this:
I was on 101 S at about 8PM a night, *this was about 4 months ago*, im talking on my cellphone(bad idea) on the way home. I was doing maybe 85? So all of a sudden i see flashing lightings in my mirror.... hmmm ****... i hang up the phone and pull over.
The officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Me "No sir, how fast was i going?"
Him "About eighty miles an hour, are you drunk?"
Me "Uhmmm do i smell drunk? im just coming from work."
Him "Oh, let me see your registration and license. "
Me "Excuse me, i dont mean to threaten or offend you, but may i see your radar gun?"
Him "ARE YOU STUPID! I DONT HAVE TO SHOW YOU THAT! IM CHP (a few other angry remarks he made.)"
Me "Im sorry officer, i didnt mean to anger you, its what my aunt whos a lawyer said for me to do"
Him "Shes an idiot then."
Him "i dont have to show my radar gun, there are mile markers and i paced you for a mile an a half. I hate those stupid internet kids beating my tickets"
Me "Oh, sorry i didnt know"
Him "Im going to let you go, but dont ask another cop a stupid question."
SOOOO FUNNY! not only did he get surly but he used the phrase "Stupid Internet Kids".... to make it even more funny, i was trying to show him my EA(electronic arts) work badge.... ROFL i wonder what was going through his mind =).
I was on 101 S at about 8PM a night, *this was about 4 months ago*, im talking on my cellphone(bad idea) on the way home. I was doing maybe 85? So all of a sudden i see flashing lightings in my mirror.... hmmm ****... i hang up the phone and pull over.
The officer asks "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Me "No sir, how fast was i going?"
Him "About eighty miles an hour, are you drunk?"
Me "Uhmmm do i smell drunk? im just coming from work."
Him "Oh, let me see your registration and license. "
Me "Excuse me, i dont mean to threaten or offend you, but may i see your radar gun?"
Him "ARE YOU STUPID! I DONT HAVE TO SHOW YOU THAT! IM CHP (a few other angry remarks he made.)"
Me "Im sorry officer, i didnt mean to anger you, its what my aunt whos a lawyer said for me to do"
Him "Shes an idiot then."
Him "i dont have to show my radar gun, there are mile markers and i paced you for a mile an a half. I hate those stupid internet kids beating my tickets"
Me "Oh, sorry i didnt know"
Him "Im going to let you go, but dont ask another cop a stupid question."
SOOOO FUNNY! not only did he get surly but he used the phrase "Stupid Internet Kids".... to make it even more funny, i was trying to show him my EA(electronic arts) work badge.... ROFL i wonder what was going through his mind =).
lol
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Originally Posted by mcdrama
btw, this only works if you can place doubt in to why the citation was written.
In short, thee is NO REASON not to request a trial by written declaration. It takes very little time, its cheap, and it takes advantage of your RIGHT to a court date. It also gives you a chance at driving school more than once in 18 months, a possible fine reduction, and it pushes back the deadline for paying your fine.
Imagine if everyone challenged tickets....
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+1 for ticket assassin from me as well. I’ve used ticket assassin two times. The first time I was still found guilty, but allowed to go to traffic school (I had been to traffic school within the past 6 months). So that was sort of a victory. The second time the officer didn’t submit his radar license/exam documentation with his paperwork so I was found not guilty.
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+1 to TA as well. The first time I still lost (however, by making the cop write up the declaration and show up in court afterwards (probably several hours total), I feel that I have potentially saved numerous other people from getting tickets -- and knowing what I know now, I could have probably done a better job preparing). On my most recent ticket, however, the cop has never submitted her declaration -- ticket dismissed.
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