It's great that they have taken a car, made it work worse, painted it with a spray can, and then have managed to get three articles out of it. When they talk with Subaru about the next promo car, I guess the presentation will be titled "How we took your car and f*cked it up". I'll bet the next installment is how they take it back to the Subaru dealer for warranty work on the paint (like the owner of the previously featured two wheel drive wrx who boosted the engine twice and blew it and then claimed two warranty replacement engines). I have some other features they may want to consider and would be happy to write for them:

Using concrete to lower a car

Installing a Yugo supension on a Lotus

Custom graphics using tempra paints (they come in day-glow colors!)

Painting windows with flat black paint for a total stealth look.......

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How to convert an STI into a boat anchor.