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Old Sep 28, 2012 | 09:49 PM
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a handy? son, i am the disapoint
Old Sep 29, 2012 | 01:04 AM
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a handy? son, i am the disapoint
AND he actually paid the cover charge to get in too. What a ****ing n00b.
Old Sep 29, 2012 | 01:07 AM
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Im gonna side with Volkey and say... When the last time you got action LOL.
Old Sep 29, 2012 | 01:22 AM
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Nobody's hating, but if you gotta pay to get into a strip club, you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple.

Pro tip: Bring some chicks with you to the strip club. No cover charge AND the strippers give you more attention.
Old Sep 29, 2012 | 01:23 AM
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Originally Posted by Lurk
Nobody's hating, but if you gotta pay to get into a strip club, you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple.

Pro tip: Bring some chicks with you to the strip club. No cover charge AND the strippers give you more attention.
Not a strip club type of guy. But.... IF I am hammered in Vegas one night I will hopefully remember this. Free **** and ***. Im down LOL.
Old Sep 29, 2012 | 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
a handy? son, i am the disapoint
If herpes is your thing, feel free to ask her to use her mouth... Or any other opening


Originally Posted by Lurk
AND he actually paid the cover charge to get in too. What a ****ing n00b.
Lol this dosent even deserve a response.
For what its worth, i will be sure next time to take strip club tips from the guy named "Lurk"

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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 01:28 PM
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Old Oct 25, 2012 | 03:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Volkey
Lol this dosent even deserve a response.
And yet you responded anyways.

Don't be mad at me because you're a ****ing simp! I'm just trying to help you out.
Old Oct 26, 2012 | 02:07 PM
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If you have a girl do this... POST PICS
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Old Oct 26, 2012 | 03:01 PM
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I have never paid to get in a strip club. As stated before if you bring girls with you the door fee is waived, the strippers give you better service and the bartenders hook it up.

I hope you sterilized your ***** after the stripper touched it.
Old Oct 26, 2012 | 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by queeg9k
I have never paid to get in a strip club. As stated before if you bring girls with you the door fee is waived, the strippers give you better service and the bartenders hook it up.

I hope you sterilized your ***** after the stripper touched it.
Lol seriously. Kinda silly how the dude claims he opted for the handy because he was afraid of possibly getting Herpes from a BJ. I guess he's never heard of MRSA and how it's transmitted.
Old Oct 26, 2012 | 04:42 PM
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If you have a girl do this... POST PICS
I gotta try this.
Old Nov 13, 2012 | 10:51 AM
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Old Nov 27, 2012 | 09:48 PM
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the followup lol



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Old Nov 27, 2012 | 10:17 PM
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I gotta try this.
It's mind-blowing, and can make even the most modest peaks seem potentially insurmountable.



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