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Old 09-28-2012, 09:49 PM
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a handy? son, i am the disapoint
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:04 AM
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a handy? son, i am the disapoint
AND he actually paid the cover charge to get in too. What a ****ing n00b.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:07 AM
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Im gonna side with Volkey and say... When the last time you got action LOL.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:22 AM
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Nobody's hating, but if you gotta pay to get into a strip club, you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple.

Pro tip: Bring some chicks with you to the strip club. No cover charge AND the strippers give you more attention.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:23 AM
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Nobody's hating, but if you gotta pay to get into a strip club, you're doing it wrong. Plain and simple.

Pro tip: Bring some chicks with you to the strip club. No cover charge AND the strippers give you more attention.
Not a strip club type of guy. But.... IF I am hammered in Vegas one night I will hopefully remember this. Free **** and ***. Im down LOL.
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Old 09-29-2012, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by irrational x
a handy? son, i am the disapoint
If herpes is your thing, feel free to ask her to use her mouth... Or any other opening


Originally Posted by Lurk
AND he actually paid the cover charge to get in too. What a ****ing n00b.
Lol this dosent even deserve a response.
For what its worth, i will be sure next time to take strip club tips from the guy named "Lurk"
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Old 10-25-2012, 01:28 PM
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Old 10-25-2012, 03:37 PM
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Lol this dosent even deserve a response.
And yet you responded anyways.

Don't be mad at me because you're a ****ing simp! I'm just trying to help you out.
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Old 10-26-2012, 02:07 PM
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If you have a girl do this... POST PICS
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Old 10-26-2012, 03:01 PM
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I have never paid to get in a strip club. As stated before if you bring girls with you the door fee is waived, the strippers give you better service and the bartenders hook it up.

I hope you sterilized your ***** after the stripper touched it.
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Old 10-26-2012, 04:38 PM
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Originally Posted by queeg9k
I have never paid to get in a strip club. As stated before if you bring girls with you the door fee is waived, the strippers give you better service and the bartenders hook it up.

I hope you sterilized your ***** after the stripper touched it.
Lol seriously. Kinda silly how the dude claims he opted for the handy because he was afraid of possibly getting Herpes from a BJ. I guess he's never heard of MRSA and how it's transmitted.
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Old 10-26-2012, 04:42 PM
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If you have a girl do this... POST PICS
I gotta try this.
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Old 11-13-2012, 10:51 AM
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Old 11-27-2012, 09:48 PM
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the followup lol



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Old 11-27-2012, 10:17 PM
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I gotta try this.
It's mind-blowing, and can make even the most modest peaks seem potentially insurmountable.
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