The Relationships Suck Thread (humor)
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“Within no time, I could feel the ****ty **** custard sliming from my mud flap and all over my velcro triangle. When he removed his huge ***** from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge nugget off his spam dagger. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword pounding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. The mixture of stink pickle and ***** pudding in my old dirt road created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. After having my smush mitten slammed, he then proceeded to pound my brown eye.”
Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right?
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“The pounding makes me squirt my sex wee all over his one-eyed milkman. By now, my kipper dinghy was salivating like a broken coffee maker. I can't wait to lap the baby gravy from his devil's bagpipe. My meat purse was trembling like a rat on acid. After having my wizards sleeve ****ed, he then proceeded to pound my **** winker.”
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Has anyone found these to be relevant to sucky relationships at all yet?
Originally Posted by Heedz
“The pounding makes me squirt my sex wee all over his one-eyed milkman. By now, my kipper dinghy was salivating like a broken coffee maker. I can't wait to lap the baby gravy from his devil's bagpipe. My meat purse was trembling like a rat on acid. After having my wizards sleeve ****ed, he then proceeded to pound my **** winker.”
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Stuck uo women. Not worth any effort.
I beg to differ. I had friendly cute girls approach me at on 3 occasions and offer to buy me a drink. They were really nice too.
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ya the do.... just had some hard BS go down with my lady last night. never thought it would suck so frecken much!
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Relationships suck... So.....
Gas to get to Reno - $85
Room at Circus Circus for the night - $45
Cover charge at the strip club - $10
Paying for a lapdance from a sexy milf and talking her into giving you a handjob - $priceless!
^^^ true story of last night
Gas to get to Reno - $85
Room at Circus Circus for the night - $45
Cover charge at the strip club - $10
Paying for a lapdance from a sexy milf and talking her into giving you a handjob - $priceless!
^^^ true story of last night
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Originally Posted by Volkey
Relationships suck... So.....
Gas to get to Reno - $85
Room at Circus Circus for the night - $45
Cover charge at the strip club - $10
Paying for a lapdance from a sexy milf and talking her into giving you a handjob - $priceless!
^^^ true story of last night
Gas to get to Reno - $85
Room at Circus Circus for the night - $45
Cover charge at the strip club - $10
Paying for a lapdance from a sexy milf and talking her into giving you a handjob - $priceless!
^^^ true story of last night
That's awesome!!!