The Relationships Suck Thread (humor)
08-30-2012, 11:37 AM
#34
Although that pdf is pretty bitter, there are two very valid points it brings up:
There are only 2 good reasons (in this modern age) to get married:
- you want children (this is by far the most common reason)
- you have truly found your soul mate (this is extremely rare)
Everybody else is either a bad match, or an ok but flawed match you have to make work. For most people it's the latter.
Many will say, "of course marriage takes a lot of work." Absolutely. No doubt about it. Personally I feel that unless your goal is one of the 2 criteria above, then it's not worth getting into in the first place. Let this be a warning to you single dudes out there.
There are only 2 good reasons (in this modern age) to get married:
- you want children (this is by far the most common reason)
- you have truly found your soul mate (this is extremely rare)
Everybody else is either a bad match, or an ok but flawed match you have to make work. For most people it's the latter.
Many will say, "of course marriage takes a lot of work." Absolutely. No doubt about it. Personally I feel that unless your goal is one of the 2 criteria above, then it's not worth getting into in the first place. Let this be a warning to you single dudes out there.
Marrying somebody for other reasons, like obligation (due to unexpected kids or long term relationship) or superficial reasons (good looks, wealth, etc) will lead to certain doom.
09-20-2012, 01:49 PM
#45
“Within no time, I could feel the ****ty **** custard sliming from my mud flap and all over my velcro triangle. When he removed his huge ***** from my turd-herder, he was pleasantly surprised to see a corn-eyed butt snake staring back as him. He knew I couldn't wait to lap the hardened fudge nugget off his spam dagger. The unrelenting orgasms from his stilton sword pounding my stench trench made me come so hard, I began sweating like a white mouse in a tampon factory. The mixture of stink pickle and ***** pudding in my old dirt road created the delicious sphincter sauce that he was so fond of. After having my smush mitten slammed, he then proceeded to pound my brown eye.”