hahahaha

 

Friend of mine had a party and somehow a chocolate fight broke out... Only it didn't look like chocolate. They even put frozen corn kernels into it for effect. lmao

 

if it doesnt get all over the place, it doesnt belong in your face!!

 

There were a poor couple that stole a live piglet from a farmer,
They wanted to fatten it up so they could sell it, so the put a cork in its but.
As they fed it, it got bigger and bigger.

They tried to sell it to the man above, as he was examining the pig,
he noticed the cork, and with a tremendous pull....<see pic above>

 

"Maybe I misunderstood the meaning of a spray tan"

 

HEAD SHOT.. game over

 

Wookiee says(while throwing up hands) ''Raise da roof"

 

Don't **** into the wind.