Post a caption the this bad boy... (caption contest)
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no caption but the pic reminded me of a joke.
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
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no caption but the pic reminded me of a joke.
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
no caption but the pic reminded me of a joke.
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
a man and his wife were home when the man got a sudden urge for some 69 action. his wife went on to explained that it was that "time of the month," to which the husband replied, "i don't care."
"well if you don't care, i don't care," confessed the wife.
things get hot and heavy with the 69'ing when suddenly the doorbell rings. the wife stops and says, "i think its the mailman, maybe you should get it."
the husband asks, "what about all this stuff on my mouth?"
the wife replies, "just tell him you were eating jelly."
the husband goes to answer the door and the mailman immediately begins staring at the man's face. the husband somewhat embarrassed explains to the mailman, "if you're wondering about the stuff on my mouth, its just jelly."
after a brief pause the mailman replies, "i wasn't looking at the jelly on your mouth...i was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
"Dude, what does a mime look like when its having sex anyway? It's prolly like 'hoh hoh, hoh hoh I'm a mime"
