View Poll Results: Passing gas..
Do you blow it out in a crowd?
5
8.33%
Do you politely walk away?
8
13.33%
Do you slightly pull your butt cheek so it comes out silent?
17
28.33%
Do you hold it?
7
11.67%
Do you like passing gas when ever possible?
23
38.33%
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Passing Gas..
10-27-2008, 04:52 PM
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10-27-2008, 06:19 PM
#96
08.11.84 - 02.14.10
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As I just reread this thread it reminded me of another story from when I was a wee little boy. I was about 7 years old and my cousin was living with us. So there was my brother (9 yearrs old) and my cousin (7 years old), and I all together. We had gone to our uncles house to spend the night. We were in the living room hanging out. We were all getting ready for bed and in our sleeping bags. Our ucle was playing with us as we weree all wrestling and such. He was much largere then us and would pin us down and blow some butt wind on us. There was not a whole lot we could do to fight back. He eventually went to his room and left us out in the living room. My brother and I trpped my couin inside his sleeping bag and closed off the open end as he has some rancid tonarods coming out of his hole. So we kept him in there and would not let him out. He hot boxed his sleeping bag with his foul flatulence. He continued to beg to be let out but we would not let him as we did not want him to offend our noses. He kept laughing as he blew a storm out. So we decided it would be funny to tickle him more and more, so we did so. Not long after he got to the point where he was about to pee his pants but he still ahd a huge gas bubble waiting to come out. So he let his cheeks flap and ended up sharting in his heman underoos. This fart came out with such force that is pressured his bladder and he pee'd his pants at the same time. To this day I remind him of how he defiled hemans face and pee'd on himself.
10-29-2008, 11:20 AM
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08.11.84 - 02.14.10
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So I am sitting here in my office working on a couple projects and infamous burble in the stomach comes so I gently let it out as I did not want to push to hard in fear of other things happening. About 15 seconds later i got a good whif of what my body had created. Yeah it was not so nice and I coughed. I think I am not gonna let any more go in my office today.
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