View Poll Results: Passing gas..
Do you blow it out in a crowd?
5
8.33%
Do you politely walk away?
8
13.33%
Do you slightly pull your butt cheek so it comes out silent?
17
28.33%
Do you hold it?
7
11.67%
Do you like passing gas when ever possible?
23
38.33%
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Passing Gas..
08.11.84 - 02.14.10
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I like to crop dust down the hall at work as we all work with out doors open. The other day I had been out and had a few beers then came to work the next morning and had rather lethal methane tornados coming out the hind quarters. I was walking down the hall on the way to my office and I did not want to blow *** gas in my office, so I let it go. It was a nice little silent but deadly one. I dusted off and kept on walking. A minute later I heard some one walking down the hall and gag and cough. I thought to myself that I just executed the perfect kill.
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Lmaoooooooo
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did you put your hands in your pocket to pull up the pant leg to ensure adequate exhaust?
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!did you put your hands in your pocket to pull up the pant leg to ensure adequate exhaust?
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I remember passing gas while in the hospital. I think the visitors of my room mate heard me and giggled. Gas from hospital food is no good.
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08.11.84 - 02.14.10
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As I read this thread I am reminded of a time I was Apple Bee's with my mom and a family friend. We were sitting at a table with our backs against a older woman that was facing her table. They had just finished up with their meal and were getting up to leave. Well as the older woman stood up she let go of a butt cheek ripping hipopotomus tuba fart. My mom was sitting next to me. We heard this and both had the same immediate reaction to lean forward and not say a word and try to contain the laughter. Everyone in the restraunt heard it and became silent. After the woman and her family had walked out side the whole restraunt burst out in laughter. It left no oder but was incredibly loud.
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I have been working in the hospital now for 2 1/2 years and its encouraged to pass gas and burp, so ever since then i just think its ok for me to do it everywhere lol. I'm not that bad, but i work with some people that can care less.
The smell doesn't even seem to really bother me anymore... but some people just smell HORRIBLE.
The smell doesn't even seem to really bother me anymore... but some people just smell HORRIBLE.