View Poll Results: Passing gas..
Do you blow it out in a crowd?
5
8.33%
Do you politely walk away?
8
13.33%
Do you slightly pull your butt cheek so it comes out silent?
17
28.33%
Do you hold it?
7
11.67%
Do you like passing gas when ever possible?
23
38.33%
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll
Passing Gas..
08.11.84 - 02.14.10
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I was just talking to Gibz and she reminded me of a great story. There wa a day a while back where I was sitting in her living room visiting with her and Ballz. I had eaten some mcpoopalds for lunch as I had a rather busy day at work and it was the closest food to me. We used to have a McCrapalds on center with a drive thru. I grabbed some food and went back to my office to continue working while I ate. Ballz and Gibz were in their bedroom getting ready to go out and I was sitting there waiting. I felt a burble in my intestines and new that I would have to emit some methane out of the chocolate star fish. No one was around so I let it rip. As it seeped up towards my delicate nasal passages, I realized how foul it smelled. There was nothing I could do about it as it already passed my corn hole. I sat there with a smile of my face as I thought how proud I was that I was able to create something that horrible. Gibz came out of her room and walked passed me and I could not help but laugh. She reached passed me to reach for her keys and found the pocket of floating *** gas that I had emitted. She immediately started to cough and gag. She threw up a bit in her mouth and had to sprint to the trash can. I bust out laughing so had and continued to laugh for the next 45 minutes as it was my non carb legal emissions that violated her nose. It was one of those farts that smell so horrid you could taste it. I still laugh to this day about it.
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Chinese food farts are the worst.
At hoem i will just demolish the house with my gas. My wife farts too, its cute cuz she will try to make it silents but then when it makes a sound she is super embarrased.
AT work i try to walk away but sometimes not possible. if its people i am cool with i will warn them that they probably wanna leave the room.
farting is funny.
At hoem i will just demolish the house with my gas. My wife farts too, its cute cuz she will try to make it silents but then when it makes a sound she is super embarrased.
AT work i try to walk away but sometimes not possible. if its people i am cool with i will warn them that they probably wanna leave the room.
farting is funny.
