Just put the bling on the steering wheel...oh wait, they already do that.

Alonso crashed.

 

 

 

"Hey, uhh....Lewis is in the sounds room again taking twitter selfies and pretending like he some sort of ****ing musician."

-"Ugh, just keep an eye on him and make sure he doesn't try to touch anything this time."

 

love it

 

Conspiracy Theories around this, including that Alonso was electrocuted by the car, went unconscious, and then crashed. He has no broken bones or anything like that, BUT, he may miss Round 1?!?!

People think he was concussed... well duh! What do people think getting knocked out means?!

But I wonder what's going on, cause round 1 is still weeks away, and there are no other signs of injury.

 

And they think it's odd to have him in the hospital for that long for that crash. Vettel said the crash looks weird.

 

Rosberg crosses in a 1:22.792 on the soft tyre.

 

Is it possible Mercedes have extended their advantage? They don't touch the softs for the whole testing season then go 0.7 quicker than anybody else first time they do.

This is good news for Lewis

 

I'm reading a possible +50bhp. Which if true means doesn't really matter that others are faster, or even have better aero. Merc could easily just beat everyone on the long runs and never be on the front row.

 

Maybe Mercedes has been sandbagging up until now

 

Two weeks!!!

 

Seems like the car is turning more and more purple.

 

I think it looks good.

 

^ Same here