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I'd wait till they came home and start walking up to them as they went to do it. Then I'd slam his funny *** in to his car and let him know that he'd better get medical insurance if he planned to mess with my car again.
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Originally posted by brucelee
Absolutly NO cursing in the subject lines!
Absolutly NO cursing in the subject lines!
dahveed
even better, a 5gal bucket of really nasty glue, or chocolate syrup!
even better, a 5gal bucket of really nasty glue, or chocolate syrup!
-Ted
Originally posted by dahveed
true dat with teh baloney!!!
true dat with teh baloney!!!
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Originally posted by Kenn
Baloney removes paint?! Wth I actualy eat that stuff!! I guess even if they have super-glosso-protecto on their car, it won't save it from the claw marks left by raccoons fighting over the baloney on the hood of the car :banana: :banana:
Baloney removes paint?! Wth I actualy eat that stuff!! I guess even if they have super-glosso-protecto on their car, it won't save it from the claw marks left by raccoons fighting over the baloney on the hood of the car :banana: :banana:
LOL, that is also a true side effect of leaving baloney on your car overnight....LOL
-Ted
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dood don't eat baloney bro!
that is like $hitnasty commercially processed food product...
you ever seen a baloney running around in a field???
ugh...
that is like $hitnasty commercially processed food product...
you ever seen a baloney running around in a field???
ugh...
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haha we're so "not to be messed with"...
even worse yet, aluminum oxide powder!!!
Originally posted by DanyoCantDrift
alil sugar in the gas tank would do some good too LOL
alil sugar in the gas tank would do some good too LOL
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Originally posted by dahveed
dood don't eat baloney bro!
that is like $hitnasty commercially processed food product...
you ever seen a baloney running around in a field???
ugh...
dood don't eat baloney bro!
that is like $hitnasty commercially processed food product...
you ever seen a baloney running around in a field???
ugh...
Well, since we are talking about gas tanks....do this....take a gas soaked rag, stuff it into their gas filler spout.....and make a giant Molotov (SP?) Cocktail.....HEEEELLLLO 4TH OF JULY!!!! LOL
-Ted
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Yeah like in Gone in 60 Seconds w/ that guy Sphinx and Master P's car lol...blow that guys car off the face of this planet
Originally posted by GotBoost?
ROTFLMAO!!!!! I think I saw one, this one time when I was driving up to Oregon.....
Well, since we are talking about gas tanks....do this....take a gas soaked rag, stuff it into their gas filler spout.....and make a giant Molotov (SP?) Cocktail.....HEEEELLLLO 4TH OF JULY!!!! LOL
-Ted
ROTFLMAO!!!!! I think I saw one, this one time when I was driving up to Oregon.....
Well, since we are talking about gas tanks....do this....take a gas soaked rag, stuff it into their gas filler spout.....and make a giant Molotov (SP?) Cocktail.....HEEEELLLLO 4TH OF JULY!!!! LOL
-Ted
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no no no .... you guys are being to obvious... all you do (i have done it before so i know) get a can of mass and spray it on there door handle... so in the morning when his silly crack gets in the car hell get it on his hands them hopefully wipe his eyes while driving....
he he he ...... " AAAHHH MY EYES!!!!” *SWERVE, SCREACH!!!*
edgar,
he he he ...... " AAAHHH MY EYES!!!!” *SWERVE, SCREACH!!!*
edgar,
Smearing crap on the inside of the inside edge of the door handle sounds like a winner, too 
Or maybe if I can get into the filter, I can cut up some of that strong-*** strawberry air freshener and jam it into the AC vents.
A friend of mine also took some superglue and a toothpick to the driver's side door lock once. He left the passenger side clean so the guy wouldn't fix it immediately That was literally 10 years ago...
Or maybe if I can get into the filter, I can cut up some of that strong-*** strawberry air freshener and jam it into the AC vents.
A friend of mine also took some superglue and a toothpick to the driver's side door lock once. He left the passenger side clean so the guy wouldn't fix it immediately
That was literally 10 years ago...
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Kenn, I had the same problem with my neighbor. He is an older guy and not a car buff like I am. He parks illegally next to my car and either taps it, with his door, or rubs the side of my car, with his ***, when getting out. My resolution was parking enforcement. After receiving 2 tickets, both of which I reported, he has stopped parking next to me. I know I could have been a good neighbor and talked to him first but I was just showing him the same consideration he was showing to my car. Just my 2 cents
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SCREW IT!!!!!
Buy yourself a bottle of skunk perfume at a novelty store, pour the contents into a turkey baster, shove the sharp end into the crease between the window and the weather stripping and proceed to soak the front passenger seat.
Sorry, had to vent.
Buy yourself a bottle of skunk perfume at a novelty store, pour the contents into a turkey baster, shove the sharp end into the crease between the window and the weather stripping and proceed to soak the front passenger seat.
Sorry, had to vent.
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