lol people like us are going to special hell

 

lmao at this thread!

 

what do you call a black guy who flies a plane??




















a pilot you ****in racist!

 

a woman was catchin some sun out on a florida beach.
then up walks michael jackson casting his shadow on her..
annoyed she looks up at him and says "excuse me but can you please get out of my sun?"

 

Two robbers enter a bank and cry “this is a robbery!” One is the leader and the other is the assistant. The leader climbs on to the counter and with an machine gun in his arms, instructs his assistant:
- Make everyone stand in the corner with their hands raised.
- And the old lady as well, boss? (a 110 year-old granny)
- HER as well you ******!
Then he tells him:
- Start kicking them till they bleed!
- The old lady too, boss?
- The old lady TOO, jackass!
Later once again:
- Strip all the women so I can rape them!
- The old lady too, boss?
- THE OLD LADY TOO JACKASS, says the old lady!

 

The punchline is better if you use the right word

 

A girl I dated a long while back had a bottle of Cialis (stonger version of Viagra) that her father had in his medicine cabinet... She thought it would be very amusing if we stole one and tried it...

Well, took a little while for it to kick in, but once it did, wow... We went till I was fully drained and were both raw.

It was to the point where everything hurt down there and I was tired of moving, We both got ROCKED!

 

You can lead a horticulture but can you make her think? This thread makes me LOL except for the drained/raw story.

 

(Tell this to your lady friend)
What is the difference between jam and jelly?











I can't jelly my dick down your throat.

 

 

****in win!

 

thats the least racist thing ive ever heard you say around here greg.

I take back half the things Ive said about you.

 

What's Brown and rhymes with snoop?
















Dr. Dre