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Old Aug 20, 2010 | 12:34 AM
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http://cbs5.com/local/SoCal.bottle.e...2.1864850.html

Old Aug 20, 2010 | 12:43 AM
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that's just wrong
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 12:43 AM
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Man, how the hell did he pull it off at work?!
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 12:53 AM
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Ejaculate? Ejaculate? I gets mine, Larry. I bring the ruckus to the ladies.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 12:54 AM
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Man, how the hell did he pull it off at work?!
i know, right? and he was able to pull it off twice lol.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 01:02 AM
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What a total jerkoff...
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 01:13 AM
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A Southern California man has been charged with ejaculating twice into the water bottle of a female co-worker.
One in the stink, two in the drink!

though would have been a bit more apropos if she was drinking this.



Michael Kevin Lallana faces two counts of 'releasing an offensive material' in a public place
Ahh, so much here but its too late and Im too drunk to think of anything else clever, check back tmr
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 01:17 AM
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Ejaculate? Ejaculate? I gets mine, Larry. I bring the ruckus to the ladies.
Wu-tang clan ain't nuthin to jerk wit!
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 02:09 AM
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Oh that's nasty.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 05:12 AM
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Did she automatically know it was him after she tasted the evidence?
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 05:43 AM
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Oh that's nasty.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool .
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 07:46 AM
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Did she automatically know it was him after she tasted the evidence?
LOL pwned.

They matched up his fluids to the bottle. How do you not notice that in your water though?
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 08:29 AM
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funny story about this.

THey do some of my retirement because a guy from the fraternity works there. So i called him up and asked WTF

the guy that did it just had a kid
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Old Aug 20, 2010 | 08:38 AM
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Wow, that's nasty.
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oh that's nasty.
win!

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