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Old 08-20-2010, 12:34 AM
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Old 08-20-2010, 12:43 AM
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that's just wrong
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Man, how the hell did he pull it off at work?!
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Ejaculate? Ejaculate? I gets mine, Larry. I bring the ruckus to the ladies.
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Man, how the hell did he pull it off at work?!
i know, right? and he was able to pull it off twice lol.
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What a total jerkoff...
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A Southern California man has been charged with ejaculating twice into the water bottle of a female co-worker.
One in the stink, two in the drink!

though would have been a bit more apropos if she was drinking this.



Michael Kevin Lallana faces two counts of 'releasing an offensive material' in a public place
Ahh, so much here but its too late and Im too drunk to think of anything else clever, check back tmr
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Old 08-20-2010, 01:17 AM
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Ejaculate? Ejaculate? I gets mine, Larry. I bring the ruckus to the ladies.
Wu-tang clan ain't nuthin to jerk wit!
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Oh that's nasty.
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Did she automatically know it was him after she tasted the evidence?
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Oh that's nasty.
looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool .
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Did she automatically know it was him after she tasted the evidence?
LOL pwned.

They matched up his fluids to the bottle. How do you not notice that in your water though?
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funny story about this.

THey do some of my retirement because a guy from the fraternity works there. So i called him up and asked WTF

the guy that did it just had a kid
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Wow, that's nasty.
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oh that's nasty.
win!
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