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Old Aug 20, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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LOL pwned.

They matched up his fluids to the bottle. How do you not notice that in your water though?
Not all water bottles are clear or see through so it depends on what the water bottle looked like as to if she would have noticed it right away or not.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 09:17 AM
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the jizz of the story is that don't squirt in the bottle but pee in it, just in case you get caught you will not have to be registered as a sex offender.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 10:29 AM
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Old Aug 20, 2010 | 10:34 AM
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Wow thats ****ing stupid.

annnnnd
He's facing up to three years in jail if convicted and will be required to register as a sex offender.
Now you're really ****ed.
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 02:09 PM
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He is caught for doing it twice but I wonder how many times she drank his jizz before he was caught.

You this is bad what do you think waiters do when your an a'hole to them. DOH!
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 02:41 PM
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Originally Posted by gh0st shad0w
He is caught for doing it twice but I wonder how many times she drank his jizz before he was caught.
Well, the funny thing is, how the hell did they find out that he did it twice? Did he fess up to it? Also, note how the two incidents are nearly 4 months apart, and, the last incident was over 4 months ago. I can't imagine that back in January, his co-worker discovers the jizz in her water, complains about it, and nothing happens? Did he get a warning or something saying that if it happens again, they'd press charges?! And then, he was just arrested, so what the hell took so long between April and now? Maybe she knew what it was both times, thought about it, and decided "screw this - not cool - I'm pressing charges!"???
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Old Aug 20, 2010 | 03:41 PM
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So when does the **** parody of this incident come out?
Old Aug 20, 2010 | 03:45 PM
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So when does the **** parody of this incident come out?
I'm doing a parody right now to my co-worker's milkshake. She just left to go to the bathroom.

I kid! I kid!
Old Aug 22, 2010 | 10:50 AM
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She must of been a real ***** to deserve that! That is just wrong though.
Old Aug 22, 2010 | 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by gh0st shad0w
I'm doing a parody right now to my co-worker's milkshake. She just left to go to the bathroom.

I kid! I kid!
Old Aug 22, 2010 | 02:54 PM
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the real question here is...

did she swallow?
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