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Old Feb 4, 2010 | 06:30 PM
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Your wife?

We're all good then, I just want to borrow her for half an hour a day.
Old Feb 8, 2010 | 10:28 PM
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moving right along....

the Japanese subways started hanging these posters up saying if your gonna get looks-like-I-just-gang-raped drunk, then preez do it in your own home.

Best part is the guy in the lower corner uncomfortably looking away. That guy pretty much symbolizes every Japanese persons reaction to any situation thats the slightest bit socially awkward

Old Feb 11, 2010 | 06:22 PM
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D'oh, image post fail... lemme see if I can find something good so this post isn't complete fail...

EDIT: Ah, here we go!

30 bonus points for anyone that can figure it out (it's probably not that hard haha!)

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Old Feb 15, 2010 | 06:53 PM
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I have no idea, floating Jesus in pink pajamas is coming??


Along those lines we have this commercial featuring charming mispronounced 'Jerry Beans' (Jerry Berries??) sexualy harrasing each other.

In a commercial for cell phones. Apparently

yep, only in Japan.



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Old Feb 15, 2010 | 09:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
I have no idea, floating Jesus in pink pajamas is coming??


Along those lines we have this commercial featuring charming mispronounced 'Jerry Beans' (Jerry Berries??) sexualy harrasing each other.

In a commercial for cell phones. Apparently

yep, only in Japan.


Old Feb 15, 2010 | 09:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
I have no idea, floating Jesus in pink pajamas is coming??


Along those lines we have this commercial featuring charming mispronounced 'Jerry Beans' (Jerry Berries??) sexualy harrasing each other.

In a commercial for cell phones. Apparently

yep, only in Japan.



I HAVE to try that trick sometime!
Off to find a cute girl now!
Old Feb 15, 2010 | 09:20 PM
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I HAVE to try that trick sometime!
Off to find a cute girl now!
and she'll have to be a quadruple amputee, which would technically make it a bit easier for you to get away from as well
Old Feb 24, 2010 | 09:23 PM
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Cho Aniki's at it again!
Old Mar 1, 2010 | 02:04 PM
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Cho Aniki's at it again!
lol you trying to give me a seizure??


anyways, back on topic...





its not what it looks like, she just had Chipolte's for lunch
Old Mar 1, 2010 | 05:28 PM
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lol you trying to give me a seizure??


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its not what it looks like, she just had Chipolte's for lunch
What, you never worked out until you saw stuff like that and launched into space then landed in Egypt?

LOL, on the stand it says, "Sophie is dead! Taro is dead too!"
And am I a sick perv for thinking it was blood instead of flames initially?
Old Mar 1, 2010 | 10:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Choku Dori
What, you never worked out until you saw stuff like that and launched into space then landed in Egypt?

LOL, on the stand it says, "Sophie is dead! Taro is dead too!"
And am I a sick perv for thinking it was blood instead of flames initially?
lol Jeremy's South Park reference.
Old Mar 3, 2010 | 09:38 PM
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I guess they did this for no other reason than it had to be done I guess.

I remember the first time I went to japan and hit the wrong button on one of those high tech toilets and got the spritz for the first time in my life. To me it might have been the fire hose, Ive never jumped so high in the air in my life!

Old Mar 7, 2010 | 11:32 AM
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Oh man... I'm scared now... It's like, some Japanese guy drilled into my head while I was asleep, stole my thoughts, and made this video. I mean, how could they have gotten nearly all my fetishes in one shot?! Farting, maids, a slim tranny, schoogirl uniforms, yukata, frantic para para hand swinging ****, GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH........... Pa Pi Pe Pu...
Old Mar 8, 2010 | 03:44 PM
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good gawd that is terrifying, my GF walked in on me watching that, she doesnt want me playing with you kids anymore


moving right along...

Japanese women getting thinner as American women become fatter

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...030401436.html

apparently JDM girls weight has dropped over the last thirty years where American women have gained 25 POUNDS in the last thirty years!!

I really just posted this for the accompanying pic that was with the article, lol OMG thats classic

Old Mar 8, 2010 | 05:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
good gawd that is terrifying, my GF walked in on me watching that, she doesnt want me playing with you kids anymore


moving right along...

Japanese women getting thinner as American women become fatter

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...030401436.html

apparently JDM girls weight has dropped over the last thirty years where American women have gained 25 POUNDS in the last thirty years!!

I really just posted this for the accompanying pic that was with the article, lol OMG thats classic

I STILL have that song stuck in my pa pe pi pu. And it's making me end every sentence with "pa pe pi pu" pa pe pi pu.

As for JDM girls, I noticed in the last 3 or 4 years or so that the younger ones are starting to get fatter, even when they're just tourists or when they first arrive Stateside pa pe pi pu Not to mention the ones that have been living in AMURRRRRICCAAA for a while pa pe pi pu















































































Pa pe pi pu!

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