wait, GF?

 

hey didnt I show you that pic when we were drinkin on Sunday??

 

Pfffft, women.....better tell her now that i-club is one lover you won't be leaving.

 

well yes but "gf" ?!

:P

 

well than its just an abbreviation for "Girl im ****ing", better??

 

much :P

 

checking in again for some reason...

 

Cant tell if this is bad Engrish or a transcript from the last time I drunk dialed someone.

 

dammit I need to learn YUBIWAZA!!!

 

N.J. Fleming...sounds made up...N.J. and it just happens to be shipped out of New Jersey! but wait, he may be legit after all...his wife is named Yoshie!

haha i like the free offer in the bottom left...its like Motor Trend's how to get the ladies advertisements of today.

 

Man, "yubiwaza" sounds so bad in Japanese

 

ya sounds like some finger fetish ****

 

Oh, I was thinking more like this

(I'm honestly surprised that there's no high quality clip for this! )

 

dude in the bottom left reminds me of the facial expressions in this:

 

So according to that videos logic...if i had a dingleberry fall into the toilet, it would speak of amazing trivial facts to me in Japanese?