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Old Dec 15, 2009 | 10:55 AM
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Wait, Katori Shingo has HAND BANANA too?!
Old Dec 15, 2009 | 06:16 PM
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Jeremy, your internet clock has arrived...



http://www.avtokei.jp/
Old Dec 15, 2009 | 10:10 PM
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Jeremy, your internet clock has arrived...



http://www.avtokei.jp/
Man, they are REALLY running with that one.
First Bijin Tokei (pretty girls), then Seiyuu Tokei (Voice actresses), then Shirouto Tokei (Amateurs), now AV Tokei?!
Old Dec 16, 2009 | 12:43 AM
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Jeremy, your internet clock has arrived...



http://www.avtokei.jp/
yep, yep, that does it for me, have had that tab open for a couple hours now
Old Dec 20, 2009 | 07:21 PM
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You won't believe this...to the best of my translation skills, it's called "coffee pot lust" the masked guy is a hypnotist:

http://www.coffee-pot.net/

It started a couple of years ago, it's...funny and I think a joke...but it's still funny.
Old Dec 20, 2009 | 07:43 PM
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You won't believe this...to the best of my translation skills, it's called "coffee pot lust" the masked guy is a hypnotist:

http://www.coffee-pot.net/

It started a couple of years ago, it's...funny and I think a joke...but it's still funny.
It seems like the guy's a legit hypnotist that specializes hypnotizing girls then making them all horny and slutty and stuff haha. He says that his skills are so good that those under his "spell" will believe such things as "these lemons are sweet" and whatnot.
Old Dec 21, 2009 | 09:57 PM
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Guys, I got you all an early xmas gift....
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Old Dec 21, 2009 | 11:21 PM
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It seems like the guy's a legit hypnotist that specializes hypnotizing girls then making them all horny and slutty and stuff haha. He says that his skills are so good that those under his "spell" will believe such things as "these lemons are sweet" and whatnot.
that man, is god!
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
damn, I wish some guy would come blow some bananas on my lap right now (no homo)

Old Dec 22, 2009 | 01:24 AM
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murry crissmas bisshes!!




Old Dec 22, 2009 | 08:34 AM
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murry crissmas bisshes!!

I am normally immune to Japanese girl trickery, but that made me camed.
Old Dec 22, 2009 | 07:36 PM
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Im not sure what exactly this japanese walking snuggie is for, other than giving any children that see you nightmares.

My japanese isnt that great but Im pretty sure it says "Masturbating in public has never been easier!"




and anyone else think its about as close as you can get to being a life sized Domo Kun?

Old Jan 2, 2010 | 12:22 AM
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Happy New Year!
In celebration of the awesomeness that will be 2010, I offer you a tribute...
TO BOUNCING TITTAYS...
In Anime:


And in Games:


P.S. "Pon Pon" is the onomatopoeia for bouncing breasts
Old Jan 2, 2010 | 01:00 AM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
murry crissmas bisshes!!




santa!!!!
Old Jan 2, 2010 | 08:35 AM
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Originally Posted by Krinkov
Three weeks in a row I haven't been able to work due to my crippling Anatidaephobia.

Fear of ducks? Really?



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