I have no clue.(All Things Japan Thread!)
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yeah i havent seen JV since he sold his WRX and got that goofy little saturn, he is missed
Huck if you're out there, I know this will work.
I was in SF yesterday and while walking through Chinatown stopped at my favorite tapioca spot for a tasty treat with chewy stuff in it. The cute little alabaster girl with her almond eyes behind the counter could have spit in it and I still would have drunk it! She could have pooed in it and I would have enjoyed it and then I had an epiphany (thats when Catholics who believe in all that gobbledygoop crap have a bright idea)....
Stop commuting , we get a franchise and open one up here in the NBay!It will be the bomb and here's the best part, we hand select the talent.
There are no tapioca joints up here and the appeal to such fantastical concoctions is not race related as my fat white butt proves and the best part is... realy now, I am not lying, we get to HAND SELECT THE TALENT.
We'll be millionaires, it'll be like Hooters but with decent crap to sell and best of all we HAND PICK THE TALENT.
I get to choose the uniforms and each shift must have at least one (1) employee with pig tails and braces(fake mouth gear will be worn if the real deal is not available), guys can be hired but only if they meet the strict criteria of that Asian Ladyboy website I have been studying for a term paper. NO and I repeat NO pink skinned frumpy white trash beotches with their bellies pouching out and those silly *** flip flops on their dirty white trash feet will be allowed to even fill out an App.
But I digress, Huck we'll be rich and , damnit I love Tapioca drinks. We just have to remember to "Never get High on your own supply!", but giving the help a bonus for performance will be acceptable.
Love JV
I was in SF yesterday and while walking through Chinatown stopped at my favorite tapioca spot for a tasty treat with chewy stuff in it. The cute little alabaster girl with her almond eyes behind the counter could have spit in it and I still would have drunk it! She could have pooed in it and I would have enjoyed it and then I had an epiphany (thats when Catholics who believe in all that gobbledygoop crap have a bright idea)....
Stop commuting , we get a franchise and open one up here in the NBay!It will be the bomb and here's the best part, we hand select the talent.
There are no tapioca joints up here and the appeal to such fantastical concoctions is not race related as my fat white butt proves and the best part is... realy now, I am not lying, we get to HAND SELECT THE TALENT.
We'll be millionaires, it'll be like Hooters but with decent crap to sell and best of all we HAND PICK THE TALENT.
I get to choose the uniforms and each shift must have at least one (1) employee with pig tails and braces(fake mouth gear will be worn if the real deal is not available), guys can be hired but only if they meet the strict criteria of that Asian Ladyboy website I have been studying for a term paper. NO and I repeat NO pink skinned frumpy white trash beotches with their bellies pouching out and those silly *** flip flops on their dirty white trash feet will be allowed to even fill out an App.
But I digress, Huck we'll be rich and , damnit I love Tapioca drinks. We just have to remember to "Never get High on your own supply!", but giving the help a bonus for performance will be acceptable.
Love JV
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