Yo, Huck... Business idea
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Yo, Huck... Business idea
Huck if you're out there, I know this will work.
I was in SF yesterday and while walking through Chinatown stopped at my favorite tapioca spot for a tasty treat with chewy stuff in it. The cute little alabaster girl with her almond eyes behind the counter could have spit in it and I still would have drunk it! She could have pooed in it and I would have enjoyed it and then I had an epiphany (thats when Catholics who believe in all that gobbledygoop crap have a bright idea)....
Stop commuting , we get a franchise and open one up here in the NBay!It will be the bomb and here's the best part, we hand select the talent.
There are no tapioca joints up here and the appeal to such fantastical concoctions is not race related as my fat white butt proves and the best part is... realy now, I am not lying, we get to HAND SELECT THE TALENT.
We'll be millionaires, it'll be like Hooters but with decent crap to sell and best of all we HAND PICK THE TALENT.
I get to choose the uniforms and each shift must have at least one (1) employee with pig tails and braces(fake mouth gear will be worn if the real deal is not available), guys can be hired but only if they meet the strict criteria of that Asian Ladyboy website I have been studying for a term paper. NO and I repeat NO pink skinned frumpy white trash beotches with their bellies pouching out and those silly *** flip flops on their dirty white trash feet will be allowed to even fill out an App.
But I digress, Huck we'll be rich and , damnit I love Tapioca drinks. We just have to remember to "Never get High on your own supply!", but giving the help a bonus for performance will be acceptable.
Love JV
I was in SF yesterday and while walking through Chinatown stopped at my favorite tapioca spot for a tasty treat with chewy stuff in it. The cute little alabaster girl with her almond eyes behind the counter could have spit in it and I still would have drunk it! She could have pooed in it and I would have enjoyed it and then I had an epiphany (thats when Catholics who believe in all that gobbledygoop crap have a bright idea)....
Stop commuting , we get a franchise and open one up here in the NBay!It will be the bomb and here's the best part, we hand select the talent.
There are no tapioca joints up here and the appeal to such fantastical concoctions is not race related as my fat white butt proves and the best part is... realy now, I am not lying, we get to HAND SELECT THE TALENT.
We'll be millionaires, it'll be like Hooters but with decent crap to sell and best of all we HAND PICK THE TALENT.
I get to choose the uniforms and each shift must have at least one (1) employee with pig tails and braces(fake mouth gear will be worn if the real deal is not available), guys can be hired but only if they meet the strict criteria of that Asian Ladyboy website I have been studying for a term paper. NO and I repeat NO pink skinned frumpy white trash beotches with their bellies pouching out and those silly *** flip flops on their dirty white trash feet will be allowed to even fill out an App.
But I digress, Huck we'll be rich and , damnit I love Tapioca drinks. We just have to remember to "Never get High on your own supply!", but giving the help a bonus for performance will be acceptable.
Love JV
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I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
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What exactly would you have them do? How many ways can you serve me tapioca before I get more hungry and frustrated? Interesting idea. It has been done before though. Max's Opera Cafe, Benihanas, joints that hire underage eyecandy, etc. It works but it's nothing groud breaking. Serve me my tapioca via a magic trick and you're in business. 
Just trying to throw you a constructive curve ball.
Just trying to throw you a constructive curve ball.
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Originally Posted by cohlineman
^^^^
I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
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Originally Posted by cohlineman
^^^^
I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
I am glad your in Davis so there's no fear of you stealing our delicious idea!
I will stand for no skullguggery and stealing of my proprietary ideas!
Anyhow, I've been all over the idea of a Nbay boba joint for a while, Tapioca Express and Quickly sell franchises so you can get a turn-key operation going, and yeah, staffing is critical!!
You need to find more like this!!
I even planned out just where I would open in, I got a pretty solid business model set out for one up here. Just waiting for my sticker biz to go **** up and Im all over it
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OH, I'm a Lumberjack and I'm Okay,
I sleep all night and I work all day!
(HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY,
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavo-try!
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE EATS HIS LUNCH, HE GOES TO THE LAVO-TRY!
ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, AND HAS BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA!)
CHORUS (together)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE SKIPS AND JUMPS, HE LIKES TO PRESS WILD FLOWERS!
HE PUTS ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS! (in that last 'around
in bars' one person's voice rises incredulously))
CHORUS (together)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear poppar!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE WEARS HIGH HEELS, SUSPENDERS AND A BRA?!?! (cries
of derision, like "lousy ***got!"))
Piano: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!
OH, (chorus, together)
TOGETHER: I'm (HE'S) a lumberjack and he's O---KAY!!!
I (HE) sleeps all night and I (HE) works ALL...DAY!!!!!
I sleep all night and I work all day!
(HE'S A LUMBERJACK AND HE'S OKAY,
HE SLEEPS ALL NIGHT AND HE WORKS ALL DAY!)
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, I go to the lavo-try!
On Wednesdays I go shopping, and have buttered scones for tea!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE EATS HIS LUNCH, HE GOES TO THE LAVO-TRY!
ON WEDNESDAYS HE GOES SHOPPING, AND HAS BUTTERED SCONES FOR TEA!)
CHORUS (together)
I cut down trees, I skip and jump, I like to press wild flowers!
I put on women's clothing, and hang around in bars!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE SKIPS AND JUMPS, HE LIKES TO PRESS WILD FLOWERS!
HE PUTS ON WOMEN'S CLOTHING AND HANGS AROUND IN BARS! (in that last 'around
in bars' one person's voice rises incredulously))
CHORUS (together)
I cut down trees, I wear high heels, suspenders and a bra!
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear poppar!
(HE CUTS DOWN TREES, HE WEARS HIGH HEELS, SUSPENDERS AND A BRA?!?! (cries
of derision, like "lousy ***got!"))
Piano: DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH DUH!!
OH, (chorus, together)
TOGETHER: I'm (HE'S) a lumberjack and he's O---KAY!!!
I (HE) sleeps all night and I (HE) works ALL...DAY!!!!!
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