Yes... bartender.

 

hmmm or a waiter...

 

What?? Really, where was this.... I could sure use $600 a month haha.

 

yeah.. that's a good question... where are all the sperm banks at?? I'm hungry! haha just kiddin. hahahaha man, I crack myself up.

 

If you donate sperm, you can't drink or smoke... they are stict as fizuck.

Well, from what I remember they are.

 

Good thing I don't drink or smoke. But what about second hand smoke?

 

That was the only sperm bank I called in Davis, when I was in college (94-98), so it's probably more by now.

 

Oh crap, I better look into this and get my college attending part-time job workin some more $$crilla every month. According to your timeframe maybe its around 70/load by now... dam they need a smiley for dollar signs flashing in the eyes sorta like $-)

 

Is that for smoking cigarettes only?
Cause thats not what I smoke.

 

No... Im pretty sure its for any kind of smoking.


(Herion is fine though.... )

 

cough

 

you don't need to go on a drug binge to sweat and shake.. I do that all the time.

 

I've considered doing side work for UPS. They have 4 hour shifts at multiple times through the day that pay $9 or $10 an hour I think. They're usually 5 day a week gigs if I remember correctly. I've considered doing it before work but I forget their schedules. Just go to www.ups.com and find the link for employment.

 

I don't know if I could stand hard manual labor after an exhausting day of whoring and pushing papers. but having those tight little brown shorts.... Mmmmmm me likes.

 

Sell unwanted stuff around your house on ebay.