How do you make quick money?
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Originally Posted by sireatalot
I was going to give massages for money.. that wouldn't be too bad. And for an extra $20... there would be a happy ending.
and they wanted the "happy ending"
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Originally Posted by Salty
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Originally Posted by mexicanpizza
Seriously, if I'd known about sperm banks before there were women permanently in my life, I'd have been there all the time.
The one I looked at (before my wife-then-GF said no) was $50/load, at a max of 3 loads/week. That's $600/month.
Do it, get paid to whack off. Nothing in life could be more rewarding.
The one I looked at (before my wife-then-GF said no) was $50/load, at a max of 3 loads/week. That's $600/month.
Do it, get paid to whack off. Nothing in life could be more rewarding.
You could sleep at night knowing that your kin was all over the place, without you knowing who they were, or vice-versa?
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Originally Posted by fizay
sell bud, but don't if you smoke.
"To stay awake, a ***** might sniff, not too much, 'cause you might slip, instead of 28, you could get 26" - Andre Nickatina, Ayo for Yayo
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Originally Posted by soggynoodles
what if your next customer was a.... MAN?!?!?
and they wanted the "happy ending"
and they wanted the "happy ending"
All the better! hahaha (much quicker... women take forever)
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Does the amount of sperm one shoots out make a difference of the amount of money youcan get? cuz man... I tend to spit a lot... haha 50 bux a tablespoon? I guess I'll make 200 bux a day... wow... I could be rich if that's the case!!
