awesome resume~

 

^ sorry to hear. same position with my paps

 

sounds like he writes those dos equis "most interesting man in the world" commercials.

"he has buried a time capsule with things that haven't happened yet."

 

wait, doesn't it require money to raise a human?

 

human? yes...

androids? no.

 

Maybe someone can hire him as a trunk monkey....

 

Thats what I thought. Unless your kids pewp dollar bills, I would think you'll still need to be making some money.

 

I applied for some of that 200 billion stimus package. So I'm all good now.

Well but I just used it all on a cosworth long block and ohlins flags... But I need more now....


I think I am one of the few that have made stock money this year and last.

 

need a job so badly

 

That CL post is pure win.

"I invented the moon." How can that not get you a job?

 

hahaha
at least he didn't claim to be baby Jebus