If you could have ANY job in the WORLD, what job would you take?
11-05-2008, 06:30 PM
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If you could have ANY job in the WORLD, what job would you take?
First and foremost, let me say that whatever job you take will not pay any money, you will work for free, but since we need money to survive, lets just say that you won the lotto and have 35million dollars so you wont have to worry about money ever again, however you do need a job, and you can do anything you can imagine, lets say you automatically have the skill set to do the work and you can start next week.
Remember, you can do ANYTHING, what would you do? It has to be a real job that exists, so no make believe jobs.
For me it comes down to two choices:
1. Government contractor (Much like a mercenary) who takes out high profile targets. (bad guys)
2. Weapons designer for the US gov't. Designing anything from bullets to missiles.
I'm curious to see what my fellow BAIC'ers would like to spend the rest of their lives doing.
Remember, you can do ANYTHING, what would you do? It has to be a real job that exists, so no make believe jobs.
For me it comes down to two choices:
1. Government contractor (Much like a mercenary) who takes out high profile targets. (bad guys)
2. Weapons designer for the US gov't. Designing anything from bullets to missiles.
I'm curious to see what my fellow BAIC'ers would like to spend the rest of their lives doing.
11-05-2008, 07:01 PM
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i saw this one news show a decade or so ago.
a topless bar somewhere in the south, went around the "no bwebies" laws in the town by applying clear latex on the nipples of the women.
they argued in court that the latex is clothing. so hence they were not topless.
anyways, the best part was, there was a dude who's job was to slop on the clear latex on each dancer as they left the dressing room...
lol...
a topless bar somewhere in the south, went around the "no bwebies" laws in the town by applying clear latex on the nipples of the women.
they argued in court that the latex is clothing. so hence they were not topless.
anyways, the best part was, there was a dude who's job was to slop on the clear latex on each dancer as they left the dressing room...
lol...
11-05-2008, 07:04 PM
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Besides being a CEO or the obvious...
Dirtbike tour guide in Costa Rica or something like that. ATVs...no thanks!
I would love to be a successful cameraman. If you have an artistic eye, im sure youve noticed 90% of the camerawork on TV is garbage, movies are a little better, but the world definitely needs better cameramen. and editors.
A dentist would be cool too, you just have your assistant do all the work, then walk in on your patient and push down on their teeth with the metal thing and be like "Well you need to floss, but youre looking better...keep it up!"
Besides being a CEO or the obvious...
Dirtbike tour guide in Costa Rica or something like that. ATVs...no thanks!
I would love to be a successful cameraman. If you have an artistic eye, im sure youve noticed 90% of the camerawork on TV is garbage, movies are a little better, but the world definitely needs better cameramen. and editors.
A dentist would be cool too, you just have your assistant do all the work, then walk in on your patient and push down on their teeth with the metal thing and be like "Well you need to floss, but youre looking better...keep it up!"
Last edited by kYLEMtnCRUZr; 11-05-2008 at 07:20 PM.
11-05-2008, 07:06 PM
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i saw this one news show a decade or so ago.
a topless bar somewhere in the south, went around the "no bwebies" laws in the town by applying clear latex on the nipples of the women.
they argued in court that the latex is clothing. so hence they were not topless.
anyways, the best part was, there was a dude who's job was to slop on the clear latex on each dancer as they left the dressing room...
lol...
a topless bar somewhere in the south, went around the "no bwebies" laws in the town by applying clear latex on the nipples of the women.
they argued in court that the latex is clothing. so hence they were not topless.
anyways, the best part was, there was a dude who's job was to slop on the clear latex on each dancer as they left the dressing room...
lol...
That or the "glamorous" janitor that cleans up booths at the adult book store.
11-05-2008, 07:20 PM
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Stunt Driver....
...Or car model...why not spend the day in clothes you didnt have to buy, leaning on the hood of a really awesome car...I'd do it...
Edit: or a disney/pizar animator or voice over artist...
...Or car model...why not spend the day in clothes you didnt have to buy, leaning on the hood of a really awesome car...I'd do it...
Edit: or a disney/pizar animator or voice over artist...
Last edited by Electra; 11-05-2008 at 07:57 PM.
11-05-2008, 07:20 PM
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11-05-2008, 07:30 PM
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• Hip-hop beat maker (Akai MPC's, Technics 1200's, crates of records, a quadcore Mac, tons of software and plug ins, and a Roland Fantom, Korg Triton, and hours of piano lessons to sharpen up the skills)
• Fashion designer (make crazy looking shirts, jackets, sweaters, and stuff)
• Asian **** director (....sure?)
I'd still do my regular day job as a graphic designer. Although, the pressure of bills and stuff is wiped away if I won the lottery, so maybe I can take more time absorbing more creative energy.
• Fashion designer (make crazy looking shirts, jackets, sweaters, and stuff)
• Asian **** director (....sure?)
I'd still do my regular day job as a graphic designer. Although, the pressure of bills and stuff is wiped away if I won the lottery, so maybe I can take more time absorbing more creative energy.
Last edited by Hollandaze; 11-05-2008 at 07:32 PM.
