I rarely laugh at the stuff I find in chain letters but some of these made me giggle...

*Anesthesiologist business card:*
*When you care enough to sleep with the very best.*
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*Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:*
*'Dr. Jones, at your cervix.'*
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*In a Podiatrist's office:*
*'Time wounds all heels.'*
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*On a Septic Tank Truck:*
*Yesterday's Meals on Wheels*
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*At a Proctologist's door:*
*'To expedite your visit please back in.'*
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*On a Plumber's truck:*
*'We repair what your husband fixed.'*
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*On another Plumber's truck:*
*'Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..'*
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*On a Church's Billboard:*
*'7 days without God makes one weak.'*
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*At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee : *
*'Invite us to your next blowout.'*
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*At a Towing company:*
*'We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.'*
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*On an Electrician's truck:*
*'Let us remove your shorts.'*
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*In a Nonsmoking Area:*
*'If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.'*
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*On a Maternity Room door:*
*'Push. Push. Push.'*
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*At an Optometrist's Office:*
*'If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.'*
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*On a Taxidermist's window:*
*'We really know our stuff.'*
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*On a Fence:*
*'Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!'*
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*At a Car Dealership:*
*'The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.'*
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*Outside a Muffler Shop:*
*'No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.'*
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*In a Veterinarian's waiting room:*
*'Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!'*
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*At the Electric Company*
*'We would be delighted if you send in your payment.*
*However, if you don't, you will be.'*
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*In a Restaurant window:*
*'Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.'*
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*In the front yard of a Funeral Home:*
*'Drive carefully. We'll wait.'*
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haha nicee

 

One I saw at a bar recently:

"If you are drinking to forget, please pay in advance."

 

lol thats a good one

 

those are all pretty good, the 2nd one down is my favorite.
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party Cam

 

hahaha lol