Signs that you've seen, or should be posted in tuning shops

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Aug 9, 2003 | 02:42 AM

RtFooted

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Signs that you've seen, or should be posted in tuning shops

Signs that you've seen, or should be, posted in tuning shops-

"If you know what part is broken and you would like replaced-let us know and we can give you a quote, otherwise, if we have to diagnose your problem we will charge for diagnostic labor at the hourly rate"

Aug 9, 2003 | 11:24 AM

Screecha

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The best one I have seen was in Mad Max

" Speed Is Money, Its a question of how fast do you want to go!"

Its good because it is basically true.

Aug 9, 2003 | 12:18 PM

whitelegacy98

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Fast + Good = Not Cheap
Fast + Cheap = Not Good
Good + Cheap = Not Fast

Aug 9, 2003 | 07:47 PM

t-wrexxx

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How about a shop with a slogan of:

"We fix everything except transmissions and speeding tickets"

Aug 9, 2003 | 08:32 PM

awns729

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Quote:

Originally posted by whitelegacy98
Fast + Good = Not Cheap
Fast + Cheap = Not Good
Good + Cheap = Not Fast

owww my brain hurts...j/k ...i like that one

Aug 11, 2003 | 06:50 AM

2yLiTe

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From: Windsor, Ontario

Customer: "...what about a body kit?"

Performance Tuner: "... its like flowers"

Customer: "huh???"

Performance Tuner: "... no matter how often I give my wife flowers, the cooking always seems to taste the same!"

I know, not a sign, but clever nonetheless... hehehe