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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by josh
and that bear is def shorter than you.

you looked like a tekken character. Bruce?
I did my hair like that just for bam, just so I could look like a complete *** hole... If you can't make fun of yourself, then who can you make fun of?


Yeah, with the hair I was about 7'2, and I'm not kidding at all. I grew it out for a good 6 months, so it was about 8" tall at least... Add that to 6'6 @ 1/6 and you have a really tall ahole.

At least I don't have a loud ahole like Ray.
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 01:50 PM
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LOLOL

"thats not work laughter" <--co-woker to me as i rofl

the pew pew thing almost got me then the damn FG ref....love this forum....

josh
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 01:53 PM
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lucky i just bought a snub nose .500 s&w revolver...
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 02:02 PM
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Bears are some hard to kill animals. http://www.dailycamera.com/news/2009...-county-homes/
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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The first two rounds from the 12-gauge shotgun were birdshot and the third was rubber bullets, according to a report by the sheriff's office. The Fischers escaped through a bedroom window, leaving the wounded bear inside the house.
LOL they were trying to kill a bear with bird shot and rubber bullets. HAAAAAA
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 02:30 PM
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you guys ever seen that conan interview w hunter s thompson here he describes shooting the ground next to the bear right as his assistant opens her door to her house, LOL

"MUMBLE MUMBLE, IM NOT HAPPY ABOUT IT EITHER, RUINED MY SAFETY RECORD"

LOL its the greatest conan there has and ever will be.
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 02:41 PM
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dont bears have like a 3" thick skull or something?

cant remember all that fing bio and anthro i took in college.....

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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 03:02 PM
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Originally Posted by ipozestu
LOL they were trying to kill a bear with bird shot and rubber bullets. HAAAAAA
Thats probably as effective as spraying a bear with mustard and throwing fish eggs at it.


Bird shot...
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 03:07 PM
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Originally Posted by josh
dont bears have like a 3" thick skull or something?

cant remember all that fing bio and anthro i took in college.....

josh
bears are about 2" thick give or take some, the big one is big horn sheep, and wild boar, both have about 4-6" thick skull plates.
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 04:28 PM
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Originally Posted by ipozestu
I though this theory was tested. Lemme see...

Google it. Just as I thought you're f'd no matter what.
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No NO NO, in fact a bear, all species, can run down hill just as fast as up hill.

Just so you get some idea of how fast a bear is, a 1200 pound brown boar (male bear) is capable of 40mph for up to half a hour.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3o8woAp7hM
so basically.... dont put yourself in a situation in where you might have the possibility of running from a bear
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Quoted just to show the fail.


Originally Posted by josh
LOLOL

"thats not work laughter" <--co-woker to me as i rofl

the pew pew thing almost got me then the damn FG ref....love this forum....

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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 04:30 PM
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Originally Posted by brucelee
Thats probably as effective as spraying a bear with mustard and throwing fish eggs at it.


Bird shot...
True... unless the bears name happens to be Rake Yohn




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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 04:50 PM
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Originally Posted by brucelee
I'm not going against a bear unless I have a 12 gauge with some big game ammo, and even then I'd crap my pants and play dead.

Chase a bear with a broom!? Trying to help an injured wild animal without tranquilizers, etc!??!? DUDE!
I'd picture you with a .50 caliber with a full magazine of JHP rounds, not a shotgun with big game ammo.
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by Roo
I'd picture you with a .50 caliber with a full magazine of JHP rounds, not a shotgun with big game ammo.

...Or one of these.

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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 05:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Overbear
Bear in yard...

1)Load up .357
2)Load up slugs into 12guage
3)Step out onto porch and yell lots.
4)If bear charges, fire, bearmeat is best cooked medium rare, and bearskin rugs are the bomb.
awesome considering your sn is Overbear, have you had such experience before with bears buddy?
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Old Aug 12, 2009 | 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by ipozestu
...Or one of these.

I think that would be slight overkill, and besides, bear meat doesn't taste nearly as good with high-explosive marinade**.






**Statement not based on personal experience, however one would assume high explosives do NOT taste good.
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