I'm gonna call this guy and try to score some of whatever he's smokin.

 

Is English his 4th language? I was able to speak better English when I still lived in Germany and didn't even speak English!

 

LOL! Girl looks pretty decent from that angle too.

 

Classic online deception.


Always remember, if you meet a girl online and all her pics are at EXTREME angles, that automatically means that she's REALLY ugly in real life and has to use extreme angles to appear normal. Myspace and sites like it are famous for the female extreme angle deception! BEWARE!

 

If this guy wasn't moving to hawaii I think he's be a good addition to my list of friends lmao.

 

Thats why I mentioned the word "angle". Dont be fooled by myspace angles ppl!

 

Seriously! My friends have been sooooo own3d by "myspace angles", OMG, it's so funny to see the girls in person after my friends have talked about them and sent me pics of the girls (all of which are extreme angled pics). Oh man, it's amazing how different someone can look by adding the extreme angles!

I wont ever forget my old housemate bringing home some gal that he said was "sooooo hot" after meeting her on myspace. In her pics she looked like the gal in the above pics... You know, hard to tell what she looks like exactly because of the angles that she used in the pics. When we saw her in real life she weighed about 200lbs more than she did in her pics and there was questions whether she was female or not! That's how bad it was! My housemate was kind of a nerd and was REALLY nice so he took her out anyway but never called her after that date. We still give him crap for it to this day,

 

^ LOL Pwned............ Hey man, where did the extra weight come from? Oh.. Myspace automatically takes off about 100 lbs.

 

That guy could do some marketing work.

 

Man, that was awesome.
Who's the lameass that flagged the ad? What a lack of a sense of humor!

 

..but you see. Kevin isn't selling his car yet. When he does, his ad will be 10x more epic. You'll see....you'll see....

 

is that snookie?


lol...

 

WTF is Myspace?