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08-04-2010, 10:06 AM
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Sweet *** 2001 Ford Taurus - $2100 (hayward / castro valley)
Date: 2010-08-03, 5:23PM PDT
Reply to: sale-awkfv-1879395238@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT ****ING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!
Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This ****ing car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.
This is what life is like if you dont buy this car
Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car
BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak *** girls. Strong ones. To open jars and ****.
All this for only $2100! GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!!
Look at that sweet *** lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!
And this mother****er comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for ****ing Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Oh ****! What the ****?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the ****ing car?! SHUT THE **** UP!!
So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome *** car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ***!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. ****ing Hawaii. Beaches and ****.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the **** out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
Text me at (510)331-7089.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1879395238
Date: 2010-08-03, 5:23PM PDT
Reply to: sale-awkfv-1879395238@craigslist.org [Errors when replying to ads?]
Holy crap! What kind of badassary is this?!
A 2001 Black Ford Taurus!
Get the hell out of here!
This car is a god amongst other, smaller cars. It eats dead dinosaur to power its black dinosaur hating heart!
IT ****ING EATS DEAD DINOSAURS!
Ever seen that scene in movies where theres a badass explosion in the background and someones walking away from without even looking back. You know where they got the idea. yeah thats right. This ****ing car walks away from explosions and doesnt even look back. Its lost plenty a pair of Gigantic sunglasses doing this so it just lets his best friend Samuel L Jackson dramatize it from now on.
This is what life is like if you dont buy this car
Look at this pathetic punkass. Not a lady in site. Im sure he hasnt been laid since Clinton was in office (everyone was getting laid then. awwwwwwwww yeah)
Now look what happens when you buy the car
BAM SON! This car will get you so many girls. Not weak *** girls. Strong ones. To open jars and ****.
All this for only $2100! GET THE **** OUT OF HERE!!
Look at that sweet *** lens flare. Its like im watching Star Trek. FUUUUUUCK!!
And this mother****er comes equipped with an ipod cassete thing. So you can blast Tegan and Sara for ****ing Dayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Oh ****! What the ****?! Is that a lego batman Hanging off the rear view? and it comes with the ****ing car?! SHUT THE **** UP!!
So your probably like, "Dude why would you sell such an awesome *** car"
WELL ILL TELL YOU WHY YOU NOSY ***!!
Im moving to Hawaii at the end of August. Thats right. ****ing Hawaii. Beaches and ****.
And those Coconut Drinks dont come cheap you know. They probably have like a small umbrella tax or something. I dunno. I dont live there yet.
If you wanna test drive the **** out of this and maybe grab some Taco Bell while we are at it.
Text me at (510)331-7089.
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
PostingID: 1879395238
