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Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:32 PM
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Chuck Norris is a Giants fan because he cant be a Dodger fan because Chuck Norris doesnt Dodge anything! The anything dodges Chuck Norris!
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:53 PM
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I saw this on the main page and figured I would bring this thread back.

At night the boogey man checks his closet from chuck norris.
Chuck norris once brought a baby goat back from the dead by rubbing his beard and then chuck killed the goat with a roundhouse kick to the face showing that the good chuck giveth and the good chuck taketh away.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 02:57 PM
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Chuck Norris invented all the colors of the rainbow except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:08 PM
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The sun rises whenever Chuck Norris is ready for it.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:18 PM
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Chunk Norris doesnt do drugs. Drugs do Chuck Norris.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:39 PM
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A cobra once bit Chuck Norris’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 03:53 PM
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^ lulz
Old Oct 10, 2008 | 04:25 PM
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If you Google "find Chuck Norris"...

"Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.


No standard web pages containing all your search terms were found.

Your search - Chuck Norris - did not match any documents.

Suggestions:

* Run, before he finds you
* Try a different person"
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 07:08 PM
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Mary was not a virgin, Jesus was the child of Chuck Norris.
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:05 PM
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Chuck Norris has counted to infinite......twice
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:31 PM
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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? He didnt, the road crossed chucked norris... and then it died.

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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:38 PM
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Old Oct 11, 2008 | 08:43 PM
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f#$%^&* chuck norris
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 09:26 PM
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f#$%^&* chuck norris
O NO u didnt....
Old Oct 11, 2008 | 09:30 PM
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i meant f@#$in chuck norris
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